I Shall Cuck Everyone

“Wait, I’m exhausted.” I say in a low voice.

“Eh, I…I was just excited to go for another round. Are you going to sleep over tonight?” Jill asks and removes her hands from my shorts.

“You know that is impossible. I have to sleep at home, I don’t want to get in trouble with Misty. Well, if things become settled between you two, you’ll join us over there or I’ll spend some nights with you.”

“Sigh… Can Misty and I ever settle our conflict? I hope we settle it, because I don’t like the distance between me and my daughter. Furthermore, if you go to college we won’t see you as often.” Jill says with a sigh.

“Actually, the current system is different from before. Students can now work while schooling and they can also go to their various houses on weekends.” I reply with a shrug.

“Wow, that sounds so cool and very different from our time.”

“Wait a minute, your time? This is so confusing. I thought you only attended Springfield high school.”

“Well, I attended Springfield high school and Supers academy during my teens before moving to the vampire planet.” Jill replies.

“Mmm, so you mean you were a teenager before moving to the vampire world and meeting my dad?”

“Yes, and mind you, I and your dad’s marriage was arranged, I never loved him.” Jill answers with pain in her voice.

“Sorry about that…”

“How old are you precisely?” I ask out of curiosity.

Jill’s face suddenly flushes red in embarrassment. “You can’t ask a girl about her age, I’m still young you know.” she mutters with a breathtaking expression on her face.

This is just too cute.

“Come on, I’m your husband, you can’t hide your age from me.” I tell her and fondle her breasts.

“Aaaahan–,” she leaks out a moan. “Okay, fine. I’m 165 years old.” She answers, while her gaze shifts to the side. “I’m not old you know?” She says again.

“Wow,” I let out a voice in surprise. I have always thought that Jill was about 200 years old or more. She’s a very young woman (we won’t say lady) using the vampire criteria because we are almost immortal.

“You are younger than I thought, I thought you were above two hundred years …” I say with a slight chuckle and fondle her breasts again.

“Eh, 200 years? Pfft, that will be my elder sister’s age.”

“You have always talked about your elder sister, but I have never met her.”

“Ahh yes… That’s right, she’s one haughty, arrogant woman… but well, deep inside she’s just a cute hot head….fufufu.” Jill says and a grin appears on her face. “She just doesn’t like coming to the human world, and when she finally decided to break out of her shell, dad went into a deep slumber. So all of the kingdom’s affairs are on her shoulders.” Jill adds with a shrug.

“What about her children?” I ask another question.

“Pffft, children? Sigh…. Zamira hasn’t found a man that she likes, and she also refused to have children through artificial methods. She’s just one lonely warlock.”

“Warlock?”

“Yeah, she’s a warlock, which a stage above the vampire lord. She’s one of the strongest vampires.”

“Wow, I never knew that there was a stage above the vampire lord.” I say in astonishment.

“Over the years, vampires have been finding many ways to overcome their bottleneck. And my dad was the first vampire to become a warlock,” Jill tells me proudly.

After spending some time with her, I learned that she has a haughty and childish side to her, which I find absolutely cute.

“Is there a chance of a warlock defeating a vampire king?” I ask because this question is now lingering in my mind.

“There’s almost no way a warlock can defeat a vampire king. It might be possible if the king is caught off guard though.” She answers with a shrug.

“Okay, one last question, please….” I tell her because she seems to be getting bored of my questions. “Why did you say that it’s almost impossible?”

“That is because, the king has a grimoire that contains all the vampire blood skills. Even a vampire king with the strength of a vampire lord can effortlessly kill a vampire warlock.” Jill explains.

“However, there is one person who has unfathomable knowledge about vampire blood skills apart from the king. This person has even created several blood skills on his own. That person is the king’s knight, and he’s also your master…” Jill says with a sigh.

No way! Alphonso?! That pervert…?

“Thanks for answering my questions. I wonder what Alphonso’s expression will be when he learns that I’ve awoken my blood power.” I tell Jill who seems to be fuming with anger at the mention of Alphonso’s name.

Then she suddenly stands up and goes inside her room to dial his number. Afterward, only her yells and rantings can be heard throughout the room.

After yelling to her satisfaction over the phone, she comes back to the living room with my clothes in her hand.

“Darling, your clothes are now dry, you can put them on.” she tells me as she gives me the clothes.

Obliging her words, I stand up and put on my clothes.

After putting on my clothes, Jill suddenly hugs me. Although, it still feels weird standing beside her since she is a frigging 2 meters tall while I’m 1.9. So this makes her a head taller than me and my sister.

“Should I cook for you before you come tomorrow?” Jill asks sexily with a wink. “And I also have a surprise for you.” she adds.

“Yeah, make some juicy steaks for me.” I tell her with a grin on my face.

“Okay, you’ll love it. Also, don’t forget to video call me tonight, okay?” She whispers and kisses me again.

Sometime later, Jill sees me off to the door, as I leave the house.

I’m currently walking through the street that leads to Jill’s house and heading towards the nearest warp station according to the Boogle map on my phone.

[Yo! Buddy! You motherfucker! You have been ignoring me. This ain’t fair man…]

The system’s words suddenly flash before my eyes.

Hey, why the heck were you also disturbing me while I was enjoying myself?

[Sigh…. Where are you heading now?]

To Barry’s house of course, fufufu…

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