I Shall Cuck Everyone

I just finished eating the food that Jill made for me. To be honest, this is my first time eating her food, except the time I was a kid. It’s very tasty and it also shows her experience in cooking.

“How was the food?” Jill asks as she clears the plates away.

“It was very very delicious. If there is another word greater than the word ‘delicious’ then it would be the perfect word.”

“Really!?”

“Yes,”

“Is my food more delicious than Misty’s own?” Jill asks with excitement showing on her face.

Sigh… Why is she so jealous of Misty?

“Actually, I don’t know what to say, because Misty barely cooks. Aurora does all the cooking and the house chore, so If I were to compare yours with Aurora’s own, then yours will be the best.” I tell her as i relax into the comfy chair, and continue watching the program that is being displayed on the holographic TV.

A disappointed look appears on Jill’s face as she carries the plates to the kitchen. She wasn’t interested in knowing whether Aurora’s food is tastier than hers, she wanted to know about Misty’s cooking skills

In reality, Jill’s food is tastier than Misty’s, but I don’t want to get her hopes up. And it is pretty bad to make comparisons between my women.

Sometime later, Jill comes back from the kitchen and sits beside me on the couch before pulling me into a warm couple’s hug. We are currently in the living room, which is furnished with exotic chairs, and equipped with gadgets that have never been used. Some of the gadgets are also quite dusty, I just need to find a free day to do some cleaning up.

“Mmm, I have washed your clothes and underwear. They should completely dry up in the next 5-10 minutes. By the way, where are you going?”

“I’m going to my friend’s house.”

“Is it so important that you want to leave your wife all alone at home?” Jill asks again,as she looks deep into my eyes.

“Yes, it’s quite important.”

“Mmm, do you mind telling me about it?”

Sigh….

“It’s just about the thesis given to us at school. I need to sort it out with Barry,” I lie through my teeth.

“Ahh, I see.” She replies, looking relieved.

“Looks like someone is getting jealous here huh?” I teasingly ask. Letting out a chuckle, I slightly pinch her nose.

“I’m not jealous. I…I just have this weird feeling. Sigh… never mind.”

‘Fufufu…. Your feeling is correct, I’m going on a pussy heist.’

“Jill, how about the phone?” I suddenly ask, trying to change the topic.

“Ahh, now I remember,” Jill says. “The charger didn’t work.”

“Oh, fuck it. Those wireless bullshit chargers are unreliable. I prefer the old cable chargers.”

“I used mine instead, honey. Hold on a minute, let me get it for you.” Jill tells me as she gets up from the chair. Some moments later, she comes back with the phone in her hand and gives it to me.

I collect the phone and switch it on. This new Xphone is the latest model from the Pineapple Phone company. It has the new 12G network that is 100 times faster than the former 11G network.

After switching on the phone, I input my pineapple id and network carrier. The moment I input everything, all my lost data, which was about 50 terabytes on my former phone, appears in a flash.

Mmm, just like they said. It’s very fast and the screen resolution is awesome. But it’s still lacking compared to the latest zamzung. And all these Xphone fans won’t accept the reality, sigh…..

[Ding! Ding!]

[You’ve been credited with sixty-seven million coins, which is worth $134,000,000.]

A notification suddenly pops up on my phone screen.

“Wow~” I let out a voice, as I stare at the notification in awe.

“Honey, what happened?” Jill asks and also checks my phone to see what shocked me. “Mmm, congratulations, honey.” She tells me again and kisses me on my cheek.

“This money is quite a lot, but it’s akin to a drop of water in a wide ocean compared to what I own and what your dad left behind.

“However, don’t spend it extravagantly just because you’re rich. As your wife, I wouldn’t want that… and I understand that you’ll want to live large like your peers…”

“You are still too young to go after money. Too much money might make you go nuts or turn you in the wrong direction. Please, just be cautious and don’t gamble again, you promised me.” Jill says, looking at me suspiciously.

Sigh….

“I promise, I won’t gamble again…”

“Ahh, thanks a lot. By the way, have you gotten the Supers Academy Admission form?”

“No, I haven’t gotten it yet, I’ll get it on my graduation day.” I reply.

“That’s nice… Has Misty told you anything?”

“Yes, she told me everything.”

“Are you angry with me? I had to do it.” Jill says apologetically.

“I’m not angry. In fact, I have always wanted to be a traveller , so that I can explore different planets and galaxies. Moreover, Misty got a nice job where she is receiving a good income. What else can we ask for?

“Uncle Sid’s death was just a coincidence. That’s something that Misty doesn’t understand, and that is why In his stead, I’ll take care of his wife.”

[Take care of her with your dick!]

My mom gives me an awkward look before shaking her head.

“With what happened today, there is a possibility that the dhampirs are going to attack us in the future. It’s such a pain in the ass that our subclass is trying to eliminate us.” Jill exhales strongly.

“Also Jake, the reason why we vampires can walk under the sun has something to do with the witches. Vampires and witches have been great allies since the beginning, they were the ones that supplied us with blood. And when the phenomenon that transported all other races to earth occurred, the witches performed a ritual that allowed vampires to work under the sun.

“In return for helping us, the witches requested for something which I know nothing about. But according to the rumors, it’s about cross-breeding a vampire and a witch, which is impossible. Well, it’s just a rumor, so I don’t really know.” Jill shrugs.

“Mmm, that’s weird. Why can’t vampires and witches reproduce?” I ask.

“No matter how much they mated with the vampires it was all futile. So the witches had to mate with other races to increase their population. But that doesn’t affect the relationship between the vampires and the witches. Everything that has to do with us is done by the witches. Like going into a deep slumber or breaking off a marriage ritual.” Jill explains.

“Mmm, thanks for the explanation, so many things are just so weird.” I tell Jill.

Suddenly, Jill slides her hand into my shorts and grabs my sleeping dragon.

“Let’s fuck again, I’m getting horny.” She tells me while licking her lips seductively. “I bet your little brother wants to explore my little sister again.” She adds.

Oh no, this is bad…..

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