God bought my bad character and gave me a blessing

Translator: IceCherry

Editor: Yuki

“It's been a while since I've been called to a family diner.”

Gojo nodded at Wakutsu's voice. So far, there was no sign of Gojo leaving. She is slowly sipping from her coffee cup and looking at me.

"I could have gone to the office, but it was time for dinner.”

"I see. So, what do you want to talk about?”

"What are you talking about? You're the ones who need to talk to me. I want you to report to me, no, don't you have something to report to me?"

Both Gojo and Wakutsu look at each other in confusion as if they have swallowed a bitter bug.

"There’s nothing to report!”

"Are you sure there's nothing, Gojo?”

"Nothing.”

"I know there’s something. You both look very discomposed."

"..."

"I not only run the official Twittor of the Ochimusha Channel, but also the Twittor of the Anti-Ochimusha Channel.”

"Huh?"

The two of them put up their stupid faces.

"You guys make a face like you still didn’t understand. Listen, even the Anti-fan​ are fans in absolute terms. Only when you can control the Anti-fan​ can you call yourself a professional.”

The two of them still couldn't seem to understand the talk.

"The account receives all sorts of information from people who are anti-Ochimusha. That's right, with pictures too."

"..."

"This is a DM from Mayuzumi-san, who lives in Tokyo. Attached is a picture of a man who looks like Wakutsu and a woman who looks like Gojo on a date out on the town.”

I showed them the screen of my phone.

"..."

"This is another DM from Mayuzumi-san, who lives in Tokyo, with a picture of the moment he fell in the free fall at Disneyland. Look closely. The two of you are holding hands tightly."

“Wait! How did you get this picture?”

Gojo's face turned red and she looked down.

"Don't look down the information network of the anti fan-Ochimusha channel. We deserve a country."

"Well, aren’t both information from Shinigami-chan?”

"So what's the matter? Don’t you have something to tell me?"

The two looked at each other and Wakutsu opened his mouth.

"Paisen, I'm actually dating Gojo-san.”

Gojo's ears turn bright red.

"I see. Congratulations. You're both dating for the first time, right?”

"Yeah, I guess so.”

"So, how did you two meet?”

"Err, Paisen called me to this family diner."

"You mean?"

"Thanks to Paisen! I'm so grateful!”

"That's very honest of you. So, I have a question for you two.”

They gulped.