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Meme Revi- Whoops, sorry, I mean Season 2 Q&A the fourth wall has been temporarily dematerialized and…

Funatic: The format has been temporarily changed to allow quicker answers on the cost of detailed gestures and expressions, sorry this would take an eternity otherwise. Anyone have any comments for a start?

Eliza: Fuck you.

Funatic: That’s about what I thought. Thirty questions came in from my Patreons. They were somewhat limited in scope, having been given a cap of how many characters they can ask their question. Pssst, if I forgot to include any of your questions, just point me to when you sent them to me and I will edit them in post.

Gaia: I outlawed time fuckery!

Funatic: Well, you have no power here, so let’s get to it.

The randomizer rumbles in the background as Funatic feeds it the necessary numbers and texts.

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Funatic: Huh, and we begin right with number 30.

From: aaarrr

For: Romulus

Roughly, how many goddesses out there you have yet to fuck?

Romulus: I don’t keep track of such things, but the number is surely smaller than the one of goddesses I did have intercourse with.

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From: Marathyu

For: Eliza/Romulus

Do you believe that Eliza's control over the Goddess of Genocide will increase as her strength increases, similar to John's level system, allowing her to eventually have complete control, thus allowing her to utilize the power of the goddess, or will it be a constant struggle despite consistent exposure and control training? I am curious to see whether or not Eliza can utilize the power of the goddess, albeit after extensive training, for her own purposes, given they both inhabit the same body.

Romulus: As this is entirely unprecedented, I have no answer for you. Gaia didn’t have a personality before Remus did what he did.

Eliza: This fucking bitch will get my metaphorical fist so far up her ass that I will play her like a muppet. Seriously though, I have no ever-shitting clue as to how far I could go in the ‘keeping control’ area, currently I can’t even use my own bloody powers without her causing a ruckus. If I get that situation solved I would already be fine with her cock-chomping presence, no need to gain hold of her powers as well.

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From: Scunnder

For: Nathalia

If you could back in time, what would you tell past-"Just met John"-Nathalia?

Nathalia: To bribe the mother of fire to not give him Salamander, then to check in with him every night. With knowledge of how his Fucking skill works, I only stand to gain from helping him grind that, although I would do most of the riding. Early on, I doubt his hips could have sustained prolonged exposure to me.

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From: AVeryHotApplePie (Just Pie in the future)

For: Elemental Girls, Nia, Sylph, and Sylph.

Ever tasted hot apple pie? I’m offering free samples right now.

Undine: No.

Salamander: No, go away stranger-danger.

Gnome: No…b-but I-I would be interested! Sounds tasty.

Nia: Yes.

Sylph: I mean, maybe? No definitely no, I ate some cinnamon covered pastry once, I think there was apple in there, does that count? I guess yes? So Yes? But it wasn’t pie. P-a-s-t-r-y, what silly word. Sounds like something made from panties but maybe just paste instead? Oh, right, apple pie, if it’s sweet and nice I will take a slice! Or the whole cake! I could bathe in cake. Audible gasp! Bathing in cake!

Funatic: Just going to stop her there.

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From: Dargon

For: Razorswift

Is Dargon a good potential meme for the future?

Razorswift: I am most confounded, I thought Dargon already was a meme?

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Fro-

Razorswift: Am I mistaken? No, impossible for me, Dio Sicarius, to be mistaken about this. I am lord Meme-cragge and chapter master of the Ultra-smurfs after all! I hereby announce that Dargon already is a meme!

Funatic: Ya done or do you need to break my format any further?

Razorswift: I am done.

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From: YokaiZenina

For: Momo, Eliza, John

How has your reception on the internet changed since your initial popularity? How do you feel about it?

Momo: I just don’t browse certain parts of Reddit anymore. My meme died in popularity pretty quickly after the tournament, so that’s nice. In the first place I don’t spend a lot of time on the internet, aside from getting book recommendations.

Eliza: I am pretty sure there is thousands of guys jerking it to me right fucking now. ‘Look at her standing around in nothing but her underwear!’ I don’t give a fuck. For all I care they can see me nude, just makes John uncomfortable is all and unlike Metra, I do care about that.

John: Well, seems like I keep being largely unknown by the normal folks in the Abyss, so not much has changed for me. In most people’s book I am just Lydia’s goon, only those really powerful or curious keep tabs on me.

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From: Scunnder

For: Aclysia and John

Other than 2B, what would be an interesting and/or sexy cosplay for Aclysia?

John: For a start there is Kaine from the previous Nier game, they have basically the same model but Kaine wears blue lingerie. If we allow her to change hair colours, I think she could make a good Morrigan. Also a classical French maid or bunny outfit would work wonders. I do want her to wear a body suit one day, the kind Samus Aran wears when stripped of her armour, or my girlfriend’s, basically. Putting her in full armour could also be pretty great for a roleplaying session or something. Rider from that Fate/Stay Night thing Jane would also work. There are just so many possibilities, you know?

Aclysia makes notes.

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From: Pie

For: Lydia, John, Romulus

Thoughts on a US/German union? It'd be like Germany finally getting lebensraum!

Lydia: For a start, it’s Lebensraum, capitalization of names is standard in German. Furthermore, Adolf Hitler only wanted to expand eastwards, so this is a cheap and non-reality reflecting joke. Lastly, I do not want to exchange one foreign overlord that at least is next door and can help in times of crisis for another foreign overlord who has to travel a whole ocean to help, just because I happen to love the later.

John: I like the idea, but as Lydia is pretty clearly against it, it won’t work.

Romulus: Like I would let such a blatant contender to my power exist right next to me. John is to stay confined to his continent just as the Emperor of China is, unless he wants to wrestle with the balance of power in a way that will have repercussions.

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From: Scunnder

For: Lydia

If you add up the amount of money John has cost you i. e. paying for Magoi, paying for damages, NOT using him as a mana-battery and other stuff like food and your sanity. Do you think it's worth it?

Lydia: Listing, by order of importance, the emotional support, the amazing sex, the overall strength increase and me ultimately reaching my goal and reigning over Rex Germaniae, I would say that yes, it was indeed worth it.

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From: Dargon

For: Magoi

Raptor Jesus, How much free real-estate exists in this world?

Magoi: Depends on how much money you have. Seriously though, theoretically there is a finite amount, as we can only stack so many barriers on top of each other reliably. When I was younger I attempted to create a formula based on that. I didn’t quite succeed, just couldn’t get a realistic stackable average. Anyway, the oceans are basically all unused, a few in-barrier islands aside. So that’s A LOT of free real-estate.

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From: YokaiZenina

For: Momo, John, Nathalia

Make your own "waifu rankings" of the girls from the series.

Funatic: Please make it quick and order it from best to worst and keep it to the core cast.

Momo: Aclysia, Gnome, Undine, Lydia, Nia, Salamander, Rave, Nathalia, Metra, Eliza, Sylph and lastly Siena. I like the quiet or geeky types more.

John: Jane, Aclysia, Nathalia, Lydia, those four are at the top and then I see everyone as kind of equal, Metra is a bit out, because I haven’t known her for too long yet.

Nathalia: Why would I rank those that are to serve me equally? Although I guess I would elevate Aclysia and Momo, on the simple basis that they are able to serve in more than one way.

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From: Pie

For: Nia

I heard Australia’s nice this time of year; lots of floofs to pet too! Want to come and visit?

Nia: Yes.

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From: Nycto

For: salamander

why don't you use the money John let's you spend to get some type of portable magic dryer so you don't have to be the dryer

Salamander: Really bright idea you got there, how the fuck would I even carry it? Put in in my giant pockets? I already told John to get off his lazy ass about this numerous times, but he insists and at this point I don’t even care anymore, I am just going to use those opportunities for snarky comments.

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From: Marathyu

For: Romulus

Is there a limit to the uses of one particular god's power you have absorbed? I recall you referencing the power of a god of death in your attack of Thana, I am just curious as to whether or not you can "use up" a specific power.

Romulus: That particular comment was in regards to Luna, who, by the way, is incredibly annoyed with me for saying that out loud after we spend twenty years expunging her true nature from public records. To give you the real knowledge you seem to seek, I can only spend as much power as I have absorbed. I do not have the ability to generate the power known as Faith for myself. Therefore, yes, I can use up a specific power.

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From: QWall35

For: John's elementals

Who do each of you prefer to combine with and why. Also who would you least like to combine with and why

Gnome: I uhm…I get pretty cosy when me and Salamander combine. Least I like being together with Sylph, we get very confused.

Salamander: HAH, cosy. Get it? Because I am a walking fire. Anyway, I have to go with the same answer. Smlere is awesome. I don’t like being combined with Undine, I feel so fucking mellow.

Sylph: I like my combination with everyone! So much fun to have in all these forms, dance and talk and do some evil stuffs and some good stuffs but its fun so its fine!

Undine: Prefer with Siena, dislike with Stirwin.

Siena: If I have to fuse with anyone, I would go for Salamander. Shadowflame just shows the best from both of us. Least I like fusing with Gnome.

Stirwin: Sylph! Undine…

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From: YokaiZenina

For: Nathalia

Have you ever had sex in your dragon form?

Nathalia: Yes, although I have to say that it is less interesting. There is just so much more to play with on a human body.

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From: GabrielTull

For: Siena

How do you feel about all that hate your getting? I feel bad for you.

Siena: Aren’t you a cute one. I don’t mind, in fact I relish in it. Look at their envy and easily teased out anger, such utter lack of self-control makes it so much easier to have them dance to the dance of my blades.

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From: Razorswift

For: Romulus

Do you get royalties from Games Workshop for that obvious Emperor rip-off? Also, do they have a mole in your organization?

Romulus: If you want to call Rodaclam a mole, then so be it. And I do not.

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From: Razorswift

For: John

Ur suk huehuehuehue

John: I thought this was a Q&A and not a MOBA chat-simulator!

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From: Deighton

For: John/Lydia/Rave?

What is your opinions, thoughts, and feeling in regards to pegging?

John: Just no.

Lydia: That is filling the hole on his body I want filled on mine. I deny any interest in partaking in such a debauchery.

Rave: Yeah, no. I am out. Can I get into the thought of fucking other girls with a strap-on? Ja, sure. John or another guy though? Count me out.

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From: Dargon

For: John

How exactly do you view Romulus? What changed about it since the beginning of the tournament?

John: I see him as a guy that is coming out of a pretty long midlife crisis. That’s pretty different than my initial idea of him as this all-powerful superhuman that could conquer the world whenever he felt like it. Turns out he is just a guy like the rest of us with a more convoluted backstory and goals that scaled with his opportunities.

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From: Deighton

For: Gaia,

On behalf of humanity, Im sorry for all the shit we put you through.

Gaia: You better be, do you know just how many memories I have to blend each day just to keep the Illusion Barriers from working as intended? Sure, almost all of it is automated, but it’s still a fulltime job is what I am saying!

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From: Razorswift

For: Razorswift

How do you judge the meme quota after the first game?

Razorswift: Very meta question there. I dub it unsatisfactory. There were some references here and there but nothing truly impressive.

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From: GabrielTull

For all elementals:

How many more waifus do you think John will have?

Gnome: 4…no 2!...12?

Salamander: Do I look like a fortune teller to you?

Sylph: He will have all the waifus.

Undine: Maybe until he hits 24, so one for each hour of the day?

Siena: However, many please him, I suppose. I would say that is a lower number maybe even nobody anymore, 4 at a maximum. He is already having trouble trying to spend quality time with each of us.

Stirwin: 3?

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From: Ralyks

for: john

do you regret giving sylph marvin the gummi bear?

John: Yes and no. Mostly no. Sure her having some sort of acid trip whenever she gets too much sugar is kind of annoying but she is so happy doing it that I can’t really be mad. Also, the sex we have while she is coming down is incredible, particularly her blowjobs are just shocking.

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From: Marathyu

For: Romulus

Do you consider John's potential a threat, given his short abyssal existence and excessive growth? I understand that in his current form he could be easily dealt with, but further down the line, do you see him growing to the point of a potent adversary?

Romulus: He is a potential threat in so far that he could become someone who can challenge me, which only a pact of incredibly strong individuals would manage to do otherwise. I have no intention of stopping that from happening as long as he remains steadfast in his morals, the world can use more people that are both powerful and well-adjusted.

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From: Ralyks

for: rave/jane

if possible, would you consider urethra play?

Rave: Ewww, no.

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From: Knifeking 47

For: Funatic

Did the idea of the Blood happen to come from bloodborne?

Funatic: Nope, have never played Bloodborne nor watched anything on it.

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From: Deighton

For: Nathalia, Zone-chan, Richard, Luna And Sol.

Fuck, marry, Kill. Roumulus, Gaia, John?

Nathalia: Fuck Romulus, Marry John, Kill Gaia. I would free myself of these annoying rules if only I could, she remains untouchable out of jokes like these.

Zone: Fuck John, Marry Gaia, Kill Romulus. I want to ride that dick once and tap that ass every day. Romulus is more of an afterthought.

Horned Rat: Mindfuck Romulus, Propose to Gaia to get her confused and have her on my strings, Kill John to set in motion a plan that will transform the political landscape.

Luna: Fuck Gaia, Marry Romulus, Kill John. Just an order of priorities.

Sol: Fuck John, Marry Romulus, Kill Gaia. Only if my husband, emperor and master allows a devil’s threesome, of course.

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From: Ralyks

for: john

will you consider giving Edge marvin II?

John: That sounds like a quick way into something like cacophonic murder hell. I am hesitant to experiment with that…although the sex has to be amazing.

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And those were all the question I had folks. Until next time~