Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 228 GENDER ROLES

I was a little annoyed by the quest, then again it would be a great resistance to have against someone like Captain Ginyu in DBZ. The others laughter was slowly dying down as I continued to think. Still riding high from the cigarette, my first in probably 20 years, I already wanted another, but stopped myself. 

“How?!” Robin finally asked as she stared at us. 

“It’s that damn Trafalgar Law,” I said as I continued to pace. “The guy has a cheat devil fruit. He is literally the best doctor in the world.”

“What?” Chopper asked. 

“No offense,” I added. “His devil fruit is called…something chop maybe? He can literally sever anything if you’re in his ‘operating room’. Guess I didn’t realize he could cut away minds and switch them around.” Fucking Oda magic. “You and Chopper must have been out of his range since you were up ahead,” I told Sanji. 

“But still, how are you going to get back?” Luffy asked, he was still holding in his laughter. 

“We just need him to switch back,” I said. “Trafalgar isn’t a bad guy.” From what I could remember he was supposed to save Luffy during Marineford, then they made an alliance which must have been around this point. “But he is on this island for some reason. By the way, why are you guys here?” 

“That’s this guy’s fault,” Zoro said as he pointed to the brown bearded alligator man. “We crossed the fire half of the island, but when we got to the ice side he and his lackeys attacked us.”

“I’m telling you, you won’t get me to talk. I owe the Master everything,” Brownbeard said. I was slowly remembering this part too. 

“That’s right, you lost your legs, didn’t you?” I asked. “Who against?”

“Basil Hawkins,” he said. 

“Right, that voodoo doll guy. He was on the Archipelago at the same time as us 2 years ago,” I told the others. “Then Trafalgar gave you those alligator legs, didn’t he.”

“How did you know that?” He asked. 

“I’m remembering,” I said slowly. “So this Fart guy-” 

“Fart?!” Luffy laughed. 

“Yeah, he goes by Casear, but he at the Gas Devil Fruit, basically a fart.”

“Don’t call the Master that,” Brownbeard said. 

“Dude, Fart is a bad guy. He had all these kids kidnapped here and was testing on them,” I said. “So Fart works for…Doflamingo,” I said slowly as the details were coming back to me. “He was working on Gigantification, but also something about a Smile Factory. What the hell was Smile? Fuck, I can’t remember. Was it like a bomb? I could have sworn it was dangerous, and he did a showing for a bunch of bad guys.” I mumbled the words as I paced. Racking my brain for what was going on. 

“Trafalgar hates Doflamingo. Right, Trafalgar became a Shichibukai, didn’t he?” I asked Brownbeard. The big man nodded. 

“Right, Trafalgar pretended to work for Doflamingo. He acted like he was living here. You guys said you heard a distress call?” I asked Luffy. 

“Yeah, it was on our denden mushi,” Robin said. “Something about a samurai and it being super cold out. We decided to check the island.”

“Okay, so that was why Smoker was there. He heard the distress call too.”

“Smoker was here?!” Luffy asked. 

“Yeah, he was fighting Trafalgar when we were switched. Smoker hears the distress call. Comes here to check it out. Trafalgar stops them at the gate. He is a Shichibukai, so they were supposed to not bother him. We run out. He switches our bodies instead of attacking, forcing us to stay on the island instead of going with the kids. He doesn’t care about the kids, but he works here for a reason. Alright, I’m starting to see it.” More like remember, but still. 

“What’s the plan then?” Luffy asked. 

“Um, wait for now? I need to get used to this body, or else I can’t fight. Then maybe grab Brook and Franky from the Sunny. We storm the underground lab and kick some ass. We get switched back, then go from there.” 

“Works for me,” Luffy said. “Anybody got any food?” The others began talking as our planning session ended.

I noticed my body cringing in the corner. Nami had been pretty quiet as I explained things. Worried, I moved over to her. “What’s the matter?”

I noticed I was crying. “This thing won’t go away,” she said pointing down. My body still had a pretty big hard-on. 

“Fuck! The Chikyugi,” I said, understanding a little better. “Your chakra is going there. You need to stop it.” 

“Weston, I can’t fucking think straight. I need…” Her hands moved across my crotch trying to hide her erection.

“Double fuck,” I cursed. Looking around the cave it was rather large. I grabbed her/my hand and escorted her around the edge of the group. There were a few tunnels at the back of the cave. I moved her down one a ways. 

“Okay, talk freely, what’s the matter?” I asked me. 

“It’s this fucking dick!” She yelled angrily. “It won’t go down. I keep looking at my own body and getting turned on.” Her eyes focused on my tits. 

I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Goddamn this Gender Bender shit,” I mumbled looking down to my crotch. I knew what I had to do, but I didn’t like it. “It’s not gay…it’s masturbation,” I told myself as I made a move for my pants. 

“What are you doing?” She asked, stepping away. 

“Taking care of it,” I said, grabbing my belt buckle. “This feels so gay,” I commented as I undid it then dropped my own underwear. A very angry dick plopped out. “Fucking hell, it’s so weird seeing it from this side. Gotta do it,” I mumbled. “Okay, Nami,” I made her look up at me, she had been staring at my dick. “There is chakra going from your reservoir of chakra here, to my dick.” I traced along the Pathway that the Chikyugi had awoken in me all those years ago. 

“Because of the intense amount of chakra going to it. I had to train to constantly limit it, or else I get like this,” I said. “You remember when you laughed at me, because I said I needed multiple women or else my sex drive became too much?”

She/I slowly nodded. “This is what I was talking about. If I am not in complete control at all times. This is what happens to me. You are going to have to get control of the chakra, alright?” She nodded again, slowly. “Focus on the chakra.” I grabbed my dick, it felt a lot bigger with the much smaller hands of Nami. I began to jerk myself off. She groaned, her eyes closed. 

“You will feel better after I relieve some pressure, but you need to take care of the chakra. You could literally keep going for hours on end,” I said. “And fucking warn me before my body cums, I’m not getting any on me. Goddamn that's the gayest thing I’ve ever said.” I grumbled as I continued to stroke myself up and down. 

“This doesn’t feel good,” she groaned. “I d-don’t want to cum.” She tried to push my hands away but I kept them on. 

“You think I want to be down here?” I asked. “It’s gotta happen Nami. Just pretend…I don’t know. I’m doing something else.” She closed her eyes, nodding slowly as she took calming breaths. I really didn’t want to know what she was thinking about, but as I continued to jerk myself off she jerked now and then. 

“What the hell’s going on?” Robin asked. I nearly jumped, annoyed, it was weird not having Haki. 

“Robin, help me jerk me off,” I said. The dark skinned woman smiled widely and was soon sitting opposite me. Adding her hands to the mix. She helped it feel less gay since I was able to watch her. Her perfect tits bouncing as we locked eyes I couldn’t help myself and kissed her deeply. I felt my body get a little wet down below, but ignored it. I sure as shit didn’t want to experience anything in this body….although maybe Robin and Nami body action would be hot.  

Our tongues continued to meet and Nami groaned as we sped up. “Okay,” she said and I angled my dick away, letting it do it’s thing away from us as Robin and I continued our make out session. Still stroking, Nami came and Robin and I never faltered. Our hands moving to the other’s breast as we kissed and explored I was getting hotter as we went on. 

“This is hot,” Robin said as I nibbled on her neck. 

“Nope, I need a distraction from what we are doing. You’re still sexy as hell,” I commented. 

“Why is this turning me on?” Nami asked. “Am I into girls now?” 

“Probably,” I said. I looked down and quickly looked away. I definitely wasn’t into dudes. “Focus on the chakra, Nami. I am not doing this all day.”

“I’m trying,” my body growled. “I think I’m close.” 

“Cumming or figuring it out?” I asked. 

“Both?” 

“Just cum already,” I said. 

“How is it Nami? Is it as good as when he does it?” Robin asked. 

“No, men have it the worst,” Nami said. “It’s good, but I swear I don’t stop cumming when he starts.” 

“What can I say? I know how to use my skills,” I said and was kissing Robin again. My dick was getting thicker so I angled it away again. Pulling the balls how I liked Nami groaned and let loose another load. 

“Damn, no wonder you like your balls played with,” Nami said. Robin grabbed onto the other as our makeout session only got hotter. Our tits pressing up against one another I was getting into it as we continued to jerk me off. Robin was nice enough to spit on my dick to help it along but it wasn’t long until our tongues were in one another’s mouths. 

After another load my dick started to soften. “I think I’m getting it,” Nami said. 

“Good for you,” I ignored me and pushed Robin down to the cave floor as I laid on top of her. My hand sneaking into her thick coat to reveal her clothes underneath I forgot about my body as my lust took over. I tried channeling chakra to my hands, but it didn’t do anything. No Lust Element in this body it was still nice to feel her without all the extra stimulation. 

It wasn’t long until I had her long shirt unbuttoned. Licking her dark nipples as my hand moved to between her legs. She gasped as I took control. Her hands shaking as she moved her fingers through my hair. I continued down. Too turned on to care as I kissed her along her abs. My mouth latching onto her pussy lips I began moving my tongue along them slowly as she let out a moan. 

Her juices pouring out she stared down at me wide eyed from the valley of her tits as I continued my slow movements. Enjoying her taste. Her legs quivered with every movement. I finally made it up to her clit. Licking up and down and side to side she cried out as I sped up. Robin’s long legs wrapping around my head I took a breath and went at her more furiously. It didn’t take long for her to yell my real name and let out a gush of liquid. 

My tongue lazily moving along the nub of her clit she sporadically jerked until I lifted up. “That was hot,” I said. 

“You’re telling me,” Nami said. I turned to see that I was still very hard. 

“I thought you had it,” I said. 

“I did, then you started doing all that stuff. This body keeps reacting,” Nami said. 

“I knew she liked the lesbian action,” I said. 

“I didn’t,” she said. “Don’t,” she corrected. 

“She totally does,” I told Robin. 

“I love it,” Robin said, kissing me. “That was hot. Should I help you?” She looked down to my leaking crotch. I struggled, considering. I didn’t want to, but I also kind of did. An internal debate going on I could see the pros. I would know what Nami liked more. The cons, I might like it. “How about it?” Robin asked again, leaning closer. Her hot breath against my face as she tweaked my very sensitive nipple. 

“I’m thinking,” I said. 

“You should do it,” Nami said.

“Quiet you, you had your fun,” I said. Still going over it in my head I was saved as a voice yelled down the cave mouth. 

“Weston! Need you here!” 

“Thank god,” I said, saved from making a very weird decision. “Clean up. Gotta get back to work.”

“Should we have some fun?” Robin asked Nami. 

“Don’t you dare,” I growled as I fixed my clothes. Hiding my breasts and making sure there were no weird stains on me. “Nami would probably hurt you anyway. That thing is dangerous. With great power comes great responsibility.” I eyed the 2 women, they had apparently considered, but Nami began focusing again. My dick slowly deflated to half mast, enough for her to get my pants on at least. I heard my name yelled again and headed down the cavern.