You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 89 – How About Burning The Pengornis Drawing of Ping Yifan? (NSFW)

Seeing the ejaculate Wu Xingzi spurted on his abdomen, Guan Shanjin’s eyes narrowed with a smile. He wiped the fluids away as he spoke gently, “Smell it, my body is now saturated with your sluttish scent. Now that I’ve been marked by you, you have no choice but to acknowledge me, alright?”

Wu Xingzi whimpered shyly hearing that. Looking at the younger man with clouded eyes, he twisted his hips, urging him on. “Hurry up…”

“My lewd darling…” A warm, soft, yet tight sheath wrapped around his cock. Having just experienced an orgasm, Wu Xingzi’s body twitched and shuddered, as though countless little mouths were sucking on his skin. Guan Shanjin grasped Wu Xingzi’s hips, tugging him towards his crotch, and a visible bulge was seen through the old quail’s soft, tender belly.

“Ah–“ Wu Xingzi shut his eyes, stretching out his slender neck. A lewd moan escaped him, weak and quivering. It was apparent that he was in such pleasure that he almost could not bear it.

How pliable. Guan Shanjin aimed at a certain spot within Wu Xingzi and started fucking into him in delight.

Momentarily, the entire room was filled with the slapping sounds of flesh, along with the squelching sounds of bodily fluids as one person thrusted into the other. The soft, clinging moans of Wu Xingzi quickly turned into tearful gasps, mingling with the younger man’s gentle laughter.

“Ahh… Ah–“ With a tight grip around his hips, Wu Xingzi was fucked rapidly. Guan Shanjin was a man of martial arts, and his strength was mighty and his energy formidable. In the past, he would still pamper the older man, afraid of injuring him through fucking, and so he would somewhat control himself. Now, under the influence of the truth-telling drug that was mixed with either an aphrodisiac or a hallucinogen, his beastly nature thus took over. Other than the first few probes that could somewhat be considered courteous, he basically let go of his own restraint for the rest of the fucking, impaling himself into Wu Xingzi as deeply as possible.

The thick, long cock entered Wu Xingzi, all the way into his belly, and one could even see the shape of it from the bulge through the skin. Still unsatisfied, Guan Shanjin thrusted harshly a couple more times, then caressed the bulge with his hand. With such sensations from both inside and out, Wu Xingzi was fucked until he was left shuddering, his eyes rolling back and his tongue hanging out. His little cock, now half-hard, was dribbling fluids non-stop.

Each time the veiny huge cock pulled its way out of Wu Xingzi’s body, the hole would clench down on it. Soon, Wu Xingzi’s hole was quickly fucked loose, moulding into the shape of Guan Shanjin’s cock. Pressed on the bed, Wu Xingzi’s legs dangled apart. He was in too much pleasure from the deed. His mind was no longer working properly, and he no longer even had the strength to wrap his legs around Guan Shanjin’s waist.

When Guan Shanjin saw his half-opened mouth, he could not resist bending down and kissing him.

He was pretty much lying entirely on Wu Xingzi, sucking forcefully on that pink little tongue of his, then tangling their tongues together. It was an intimate and cloying kiss, filled with the sound of sucking and nibbling, so powerful that Guan Shanjin could almost reach the back of Wu Xingzi’s throat. The older man was left mewling and whimpering, and he shook his head, trembling, not knowing whether he wanted to draw closer, or pull away from the younger man.

With the passionate kiss, Guan Shanjin did not neglect the work lower down. Fiercely, he worked his hips, pumping into the man, the huge head of his cock aiming true at the now swollen sensitive spot inside. Wu Xingzi was both afraid and in ecstasy, calling out impassioned nonsense, cycling between pleading for mercy and begging for more. The words were all swallowed up into the younger man’s mouth, and in no time, Wu Xingzi could barely even catch his breath. As his body started spamming, his toes all curled up tightly in pleasure.

His little cock, unable to withstand such fierce delight from Guan Shanjin, quickly spurted once again. This time round, Wu Xingzi fainted straight away, and only then did the man release his mouth. Dotingly, he licked away the tears forced out of the older man’s eyes, while the head of his cock still ground into the spot within him. In this position, he flipped the unconscious man right over.

With such a vigorous action, Guan Shanjin basically fucked Wu Xingzi awake again. The older man opened his mouth, a moan torn out from his throat, and he completely could not tell if he was dead, or he was currently being fucked to death.

Wu Xingzi started crying quietly.

“Be good.” Guan Shanjin bit his soft nape, not letting go. He adjusted the hips of the older man higher, his palm pressing against the slight bulge of his belly. Not waiting for Wu Xingzi to settle, he again started fucking fiercely into him.

With this position, Guan Shanjin could thrust even deeper, and it was easier for him to put even more power into his thrusts. As such, Wu Xingzi felt as though he was about to be pierced right through. Pushing his head into the bed, his mouth was open, saliva drooling from his lips. He could not even call out aloud, while his hole unashamedly welcome the thrusts of the other man, suckling wetly on the intruding cock.

The man’s cock was truly too deep, and the insides of Wu Xingzi quivered and spasmed, his entrance red and swollen. With the opening there twitching and gaping, it looked unimaginably lewd.

Wu Xingzi was pretty much fucked dumb now. Shuddering, he touched his belly, his palm continuously feeling the pressure from the cock thrusting into him. Quickly, something warm spattered out, and his entire belly as well as the bedclothes under him were soaked. In his bleary state, he did not realise at all that he had been fucked into squirting, and the squirt did not only happen just once, but came one after another along with the thrusts of the man behind him.

Feeling Wu Xingzi’s orgasm, not only did Guan Shanjin not stop his vigorous thrusting, his actions became even more demanding, pushing Wu Xingzi into an endless orgasm. With Wu Xingzi’s muscles wringing and clamping down on his cock, Guan Shanjin panted heavily, his alluring face turning somewhat savage with the epitome of pleasure. He looked both beautiful and charming, yet also like a demon that would eat his prey.

With how tightly Wu Xingzi’s hole was screwing down on his huge, thick cock, Guan Shanjin could barely move. His hands became more aggressive, his grip on Wu Xingzi’s waist tightening. Like this, he thrusted even more fiercely into the man’s body, causing the muscles shuddering from the orgasm to lose their resistant and turning slack.

Soon, Guan Shanjin reached his peak as well. Savagely, he left a slightly bleeding bite mark on the back of Wu Xingzi’s soft, fair neck, his trim and fit waist working to push himself as deep inside Wu Xingzi as possible. Wu Xingzi’s round and perky buttocks were now fucked red and swollen, the slapping flesh leaving marks all over them. Finally, the younger man roared out with his orgasm.

Feeling the spurts of come inside him, Wu Xingzi was once again left whimpering with the sensation. His belly felt heated, and with the amount of come inside him, his belly looked as though he was three months pregnant. Trembling, he could not quite catch his breath, and he fell into unconsciousness once again.

Lying on Wu Xingzi, Guan Shanjin took quite some time before he could finally calm down. After he pulled out his cock that was still half-hard, a mix of come and Wu Xingzi’s lewd fluids slipped out from Wu Xingzi’s swollen, gaping hole, staining both their legs. The bedclothes beneath them were in a particularly tragic state.

He too was a little tired. Not wanting to part with Wu Xingzi, he decided to just embrace the man and fall into bed, their limbs tangling intimately as they both fell asleep.

Wu Xingzi slept deeply. Despite how sticky his body was after the act, and how wet the bedclothes were under him, he still slept comfortably in Guan Shanjin’s arms.

As for Guan Shanjin, he had always been mindful of cleanliness. After a short nap, he woke up, then called for a servant to bring in hot water. Cleaning up the man in his arms as well as himself, he changed the bedclothes under them, then again wrapped his arms around the older man and laid down to rest.

It could be considered sneaking a half day break. There were still many things waiting for Guan Shanjin to settle, and not to mention how Yan Wenxin had already made his move. Now that Yan Wenxin had successfully taken away his duty, his next move would be to draw the two hundred thousand soldiers Guan Shanjin once held rank over to his side.

Guan Shanjin could not help but sneer. One’s greediness truly knew no bounds. The soldiers he trained were not people anyone could easily order around. Although he clearly knew what the other party had in mind, he had no concrete evidence. If he made his move too early, that old fox would definitely find a way to survive, and his meticulous arrangements recently would be all for naught.

Despite understanding this fact, he could not help but feel annoyed. Guan Shanjin tightened his arms. After much difficulties, he had finally managed to share such intimate contact with Wu Xingzi again, and he really did not want to let this man go so easily.

Seemingly a little uncomfortable from the embrace, Wu Xingzi snuffled a couple of times, then opened his eyes blearily.

He was not yet fully awake, and he stared at the muscular bare chest in front of him in puzzlement. Guan Shanjin had spent half his life in the military, and his physique was naturally outstanding. The swells of his pecs were firm but not harsh, his skin innately fair, and so the pressure from Wu Xingzi lying against him while sleeping had turned a portion of the skin pink. It was indescribably beautiful.

A flush quickly took over Wu Xingzi’s face. Unconsciously, he drew his fingers across that patch of pink. Immediately, he felt the muscles underneath flex, and the arms around him tightened even further. His heart pounded, and he quickly withdrew his hand, attempting to pretend that nothing had happened. Afraid, Wu Xingzi thought that the young and virile man could not be flirted with so easily. His body was still aching now, and if they were to repeat what they had just done, his body might not be able to take it.

Guan Shanjin could not resist laughing. Tapping on Wu Xingzi’s fleshy nose, he joked, “Look at you, you’re really afraid that I’ll eat you up? With how thin and scrawny you are, you won’t be enough to even floss my teeth.”

Wu Xingzi giggled. Now that the conversation was about eating, his stomach suddenly rumbled. He quickly held onto his thin belly, not daring to even look towards Guan Shanjin.

Now was clearly a good time for affection, and the two had finally shared their hearts with each other. Why was his stomach so disappointing?!

Guan Shanjin was not surprised. After all, it was now mealtime. Although he wanted to continue hugging the man and share a tender moment, he also could not bear to let Wu Xingzi go hungry.

“I’ll get someone to prepare lunch. Eat your fill before you go back.” Embracing Wu Xingzi as Guan Shanjin got up from the bed, he dotingly helped the older man dress and put on his shoes. Wu Xingzi wanted to refuse his help, but the refusal was easily settled by Guan Shanjin. Blushing, he could only allow Guan Shanjin to do what he liked. Every breath he took was the pleasant scent of incense, and Wu Xingzi felt as though he was in a dream.

He stared at Guan Shanjin blankly, looking at his brows, his face, his everything. The impassioned gaze made even Guan Shanjin feel as though he could not endure it, and the younger man could not help but reach out and tap on his eyelids. It gave the old quail quite a scare, causing him to nearly tumble backwards, and on his face was embarrassment.

“What are you looking at?” Sighing, Guan Shanjin once again pulled the man into his arms. Without the man there, he kept feeling as though there was an emptiness in his chest.

“I’m wondering… if I’m dreaming.” Wu Xingzi’s brows knitted slightly, his expression serious yet a sort of uneasiness could be seen in his eyes. “Maybe I did not get any drug from Rancui at all, nor did I deceive you into taking it. All that has happened is just a pleasant dream.”

“If it’s a dream, isn’t that good too? Before you wake up, I’m all yours.” Guan Shanjin tilted his head down, kissing Wu Xingzi’s forehead, then coaxed him gently, “This is your dream, and it’s my dream as well. Perhaps, our lives are nothing but a dream. Since that’s the case, why don’t we live well in the dream? To waste it would be such a pity, right?”

This made sense, but Wu Xingzi could not help but worry. Without the effect of the truth-telling drug, he instantly returned to being that frank and honest adviser from a tiny place. Contented with his lot, he dared not dream of more. Even if he was about to turn mad from loneliness, he would just endure it silently by himself.

“What if I wake up abruptly from it?”

“Then I’ll wake up with you too.” Smiling, Guan Shanjin’s eyes curved into crescents. Pulling Wu Xingzi’s hand, he placed it on his chest, patting it. “Why? You don’t want me anymore once you wake up? Then I have no choice but to cling onto you.”

“Ai… How can I not want you…” Both Wu Xingzi’s ears and cheeks were red from the flirtation. That self-pity of his was like the remnants of snow in March, melting away quickly.

Twined intimately together, the two chatted randomly. On Wu Xingzi’s neck appeared new red kiss marks, and his entire body was tucked into Guan Shanjin’s embrace, shuddering lightly. If not for the servant bringing in their lunch, the two people might have ended up in bed again.

The cook in the Ping household was pretty good, the dishes a mix between meat and vegetables. Every grain of rice was shiny and distinct, smooth like pearls, and everything on the table was to Wu Xingzi’s liking. After the meal, despite Wu Xingzi’s huge appetite, he did feel somewhat stuffed.

“If you like, let’s have lunch together from now on,” Guan Shanjin suggested as he gently rubbed at Wu Xingzi’s stomach. Bashfully, Wu Xingzi agreed.

According to Guan Shanjin, he could only dispense with his disguise in this residence of Ping Yifan. Once he stepped outside, he would need to continue wearing Ping Yifan’s mask, until Yan Wenxin was caught. The reason why Wu Xingzi liked Ping Yifan was because he dared not like Guan Shanjin, so now that they had confirmed their mutual affections, Wu Xingzi felt awkward looking at Ping Yifan’s face.

Whether it was Ping Yifan or Guan Shanjin, there were many things for him to handle. Although he wished to continue frittering away the time with Wu Xingzi, he could not do as he pleased. Despite the day still being early, Guan Shanjin still got someone to send Wu Xingzi back.

“Tomorrow, I’ll get someone to go pick you up, hmm?”

Looking at Guan Shanjin putting on Ping Yifan’s mask, Wu Xingzi felt a prickling pain in his heart. He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, only to hold back what was on the tip of his tongue.

“Don’t send anymore letters through the pigeon express again, alright? You can keep the pengornis drawings you’ve received, but how about throwing away Ping Yifan’s one?”

Just as Wu Xingzi got onto the carriage, Guan Shanjin suddenly pulled the curtain aside and entered. Biting on Wu Xingzi’s lips, he threatened, “If you dare keep Ping Yifan’s pengornis drawing, I’ll dare to light up all your favourite pengornis drawings on fire.”

“Ai…” Wu Xingzi was unable to hide. His mouth invaded, his tongue was voraciously sucked on. Only when he could barely breathe was his mouth then released. However, Guan Shanjin was unsatisfied, and the younger man pecked at his lips, turning them swollen.

“Oh… no…”

“Be good.” Guan Shanjin did not care if the older man could endure it. By nature, he was overbearing and very possessive. Then, even when there was no conclusion to the relationship between Mr. Lu and him, he could still tie the man down tightly next to him, never letting him be seen by others. Now, Wu Xingzi was both his in person and in heart, and so all he wanted was that the man be next to him all the time. “I will settle the matter of Yan Wenxin as soon as possible, then we’ll return to Bastion City and live together there.”

“Mn…” Wu Xingzi was dazed from the kisses, his tongue a little numb. Still, he obediently kept his mouth open, allowing Guan Shanjin to plunder it, and he felt as though he was about to melt.

“Master…” The servant finally had no choice but to grit his teeth and call out a reminder with a trembling voice. He was actually one of Guan Shanjin’s bodyguards in disguise, and so he was naturally familiar with his temper. He also understood that Mr. Wu was essentially Guan Shanjin’s spouse already, and to interrupt their tender moment, it was not very much different from pulling at a tiger’s whiskers.

However, he had no choice! Thirty minutes had already passed, but the sound of kisses could still be heard from the carriage. There was also the soft, indistinct moans of Mr. Wu, and although this was a back alley, there were still many people passing by. He could not endure so many probing eyes!

Furthermore, according to his master’s temperament, if he were to realise that so many people had heard the sounds madam had made… The servant’s shoulders hunched inwards, trembling. Exhaling forcefully, he again spoke up. “Master, we’ll be late if we don’t send Mr. Wu back now.”

Yan Wenxin’s adopted son, Huaixiu, would be having a meeting with Ping Yifan today. It was nearly time for the appointment, and no matter what, the servant would have to drag his master out from the carriage.

From inside the carriage came Guan Shanjin’s unhappy snort. A moment later, he finally pulled the curtain open and came out. His actions were deft, and there was no way anyone could see the other person inside the carriage at all. Upon landing on the ground, Guan Shanjin instructed the driver to go, and the servant pretended that he did not notice how Guan Shanjin’s crotch was bulging out.