You’re Beautiful When You Smile

Chapter 167 (3)

After riding on the bus for a while, the players began to fall asleep. Lu Sicheng also closed his eyes. Tong Yao was also about to fall asleep, but her cell phone vibrated. She checked her cell phone and found Jinyang was messaging her-- --

[Ah Maos mom: Where are you? Why didnt I see you after the match? Is this the so-called running after showing off?]

[This girl keeps a German shepherd at home: What?]

[Ah Maos mom: Your new name sounds rather suggestive.]

[This girl keeps German shepherd at home: Shut up. Why are you looking for me?]

[Ah Maos mom: Do I have to have an excuse to look for you?]

[Ah Maos mom: See, isnt your birthday on the 13th? How do you want to celebrate it? This is the first time that were out of the country and can still meet. Somehow I feel like its worth commemorating. What should I give you for your birthday? A handbag? Shoes? A necklace? Jewelry? A wedding gown?]

[Ah Maos mom: Nevermind jewelry and wedding gown, let your man give them to you. Im not being cynical, hes much richer than me and with just a word from you, he can buy the entirety of San Francisco for you and change the name to Wishing my wife a happy birthday city.]

[This girl keeps German shepherd at home: .Dont, dont, dont do that. Dont tell him its my birthday. If he really bought some expensive thing for me, I wont be able to repay him even if I got chopped up and sold by the pound.]

[Ah Maos mom: Human flesh doesnt taste good. Girl, you are worth more as a whole than in pieces Im so jealous, I wish my boyfriend could buy me a gift so expensive that I cant pay back even if I sold myself.]

[This girl keeps German shepherd at home: What are you trying to say exactly? Why are you all of a sudden bringing up my birthday?]

[Ah Maos mom: Auntie Er, your mom gave me a call earlier and said that this is your twentieth birthday, an important one. She told me to celebrate with you, not to let you pass the day without realizing it.]

[This girl keeps German shepherd at home: Is she your mom or mine? Why didnt she tell me directly?]

[Ah Maos mom: She felt awkward telling you to your face.] 

[This girl keeps German shepherd at home: What?]

[Ah Maos mom: I know you young people like to celebrate birthdays romantically, especially now Tong Yao has a boyfriend I just saw it on Weibo, her boyfriends pretty good. Good looks and well educated. So we dont have any objection to it but Yangyang, remind her to be more careful. She needs to finish her schooling, so make sure they dont create a new life.-- --Thats what she said to me.]

[Ah Maos mom: Hehe.]

[Ah Maos mom: Let me translate it for you: Make sure hes wearing the condom. Your mom is still young and does not want to be a grandma yet.]

Tong Yao: ..................................................

Tong Yao gasped.

Lu Sicheng happened to wake up and glanced at Tong Yao in a daze: Whats wrong? Why is your face so red?

He reached over with his hand to touch Tong Yaos face as he asked.

When his hand barely touched her, Tong Yao stared at him and jumped up as if she had been scalded. Lu Sicheng was baffled: Whats wrong?

Tong Yao: My mom watched the video of your interview.

Lu Sicheng raised his eyebrows.

Tong Yao: She said youre good looking and well educated.

Lu Sicheng: Oh. He looked quite complacent.

Tong Yao: But your facial features look immodest and she could tell youre a douchebag. She told me to keep a safe distance from you.

Lu Sicheng: You added the last part yourself, right?

Tong Yao: ......