Why are the Talismans I Drawn Banned Again?!

Chapter 95: The Structure of Jiang Cheng is Still Too Big

Translator: 549690339

Jiang Cheng had been devoted to developing the “Reverse Relaxation Talisman” these past few days.

Since the foundation had been laid by the Muscle Relaxation Talisman, developing the Reverse Relaxation Talisman wasn’t very difficult, not even half as difficult as the Animal Encouragement Talisman.

However, the Reverse Relaxation Talisman had a rather problematic issue.

This issue was significant as it related to the dignity of the spellcaster.

As everyone knows, there are two methods to stop a flood.

The first method is to reduce the amount of water flowing downstream; with less water, naturally there will be no flood.

The second method is to increase the strength of the dam; as long as the dam is large and strong enough, it can withstand even the greatest flood.

Applying the “flood” theory to the Reverse Relaxation Talisman meant that Jiang Cheng could increase the movement speed of the intestinal smooth muscles, but he also had to simultaneously strengthen the anal sphincter.

If Jiang Cheng only increased the smooth muscle strength without bolstering the anal sphincter, the consequences of using the Reverse Relaxation Talisman would be disastrous.

According to Yue Linger’s description, the university’s practical exams are open to the public. In other words, there would be many entertained spectators during the exams.

Imagine, if under the gaze of thousands, Jiang Cheng’s opponent was struck by a “Reverse Relaxation Talisman” and then struggled to release their nature.

Such a scene would probably be unforgettable to all.

But Jiang Cheng would not do such unscrupulous things.

After all, martial competitions themselves test a person’s “Martial Virtue.”

Of course, more importantly, Jiang Cheng is both talented and virtuous.

An uncivilized competition is not the victory Jiang Cheng seeks.

Therefore, Jiang Cheng must take the strengthening of the anal sphincter into serious consideration when developing the Reverse Relaxation Talisman.

The effect achieved by the final version of the Reverse Relaxation Talisman must be akin to the “Sword of Damocles” suspended over his opponent’s head.

It should constantly make the opponent feel the danger, letting them know that danger could strike at any moment, yet the peril remains in a state of quantum superposition of arriving and not arriving.

In short: coming!

Like the Q ability of a robot in a game that never strikes.

Or, like the controller of the Gravitational Wave Deterrence System, the Sword Holder, in novels.

Jiang Cheng was confident that as long as he developed the Reverse Relaxation Talisman properly, the skies above the Lotus University exams would see an indomitable specter manifest.

This specter, born of the Muscle Relaxation Talisman, would envelop the entire Lotus Cloud University, pushing the university’s practical exams into an era of deterrence!

“The exams at Lotus University are a Dark Forest where every student is a hunter armed with a Reverse Relaxation Talisman, moving through the woods like a ghost, gently pushing aside any obstructing branches, striving to make no sound with their footsteps, even breathing carefully… He must be cautious because there are students around him, all armed with Reverse Relaxation Talismans just like him.”

Clang.

A glass of water was placed in front of Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng temporarily emerged from his wild thoughts, took the water Liu Qing handed him, and drank it down in one go.

They were still living at Wuyue Residence.

It wasn’t that the newly purchased villa wasn’t good enough, but rather that a certain snake who didn’t know how to enjoy luxury complained that the villa was too big and too empty.

The snake’s exact words were, “Don’t like it.”

Fine, fine, you don’t like the big villa, so you prefer to squeeze into a small apartment, right?

But there was nothing Jiang Cheng could do; after all, when someone at level 83 speaks up, what can he, a mere level 3, say?

Anyway, the small apartment was sufficient, and besides, it made it less likely for Yue Linger to not find the place.

After Liu Qing delivered the water to Jiang Cheng, she silently returned to her balcony.

In Wuyue Residence, after delivering the water, she only needed to walk eleven steps back to her balcony.

In the big villa, however, she would need to walk fifty-seven steps.

Too far away, I don’t like it.

Jiang Cheng’s communication talisman rang again.

This time, the caller was not He or Yue Linger, but his principal, Yang Lingbao.

“Hello? Jiang Cheng?”

“Principal Yang, I’m here.”

“Um, well, would it be convenient for you to come to the school?”

If Jiang Cheng remembered correctly, it was the end of July, and high schools, whether teachers or students, were already on vacation. What was there to do at school at this time?

However, Jiang Cheng had always respected his teachers and their teachings, so he would definitely help out with a request from his former principal if he could.

“Alright, I’ll come over right away,” Jiang Cheng said.

“Good, good, then come quickly, I’ll hang up first.”

At the entrance of Wuyue Advanced Middle School, Yang Lingbao sat in his car, disconnecting the communication talisman, and breathed a sigh of relief.

He was actually quite afraid that Jiang Cheng would not give him face.

After all, he vividly remembered what happened last time at Weishou Restaurant.

Those were three Core Formation masters!

With the Core Formation masters eyeing it and the fishing talismans selling like hotcakes, now even if Jiang Cheng put on airs in front of him, Yang Lingbao, he would just have to bear with it.

But to his surprise, even though Jiang Cheng was in his heyday, he was still very courteous to him, the principal, and even responded readily to his request.

Thinking about this, Yang Lingbao couldn’t help but wipe the corner of his eyes.

Jiang Cheng really was a good boy who never forgot his roots!

As a principal and a teacher, the most joyful moment for Yang Lingbao was when students, after graduation, could still smile and greet him with a “hello, teacher” outside of school.

A full sense of achievement.

Jiang Cheng didn’t keep Yang Lingbao waiting for long before he arrived at the gate of Wuyue Advanced Middle School with Liu Qing.

Seeing Liu Qing behind Jiang Cheng, Yang Lingbao immediately understood most of the situation.

Jiang Cheng was a man with big things to do; emotions were something only young boys cared about, and he must not get bogged down in trifles.

Emotional kings never need to lift a finger because the car will automatically shift gears to match your rhythm.

Yang Lingbao decisively erased Lin Yao from his memory and treated Liu Qing as the only girlfriend Jiang Cheng brought with him.

Jiang Cheng let Liu Qing sit in the backseat of Yang Lingbao’s car, while he himself sat in the passenger seat.

Although it was apparent that Liu Qing wanted Jiang Cheng to sit with her in the back.

When they were out and about, Jiang Cheng was Liu Qing’s lifesaver, providing her with a continuous supply of fresh air.

But Jiang Cheng still refused Liu Qing.

When riding in a friend or elder’s car, it’s best to have someone sit in the passenger seat to avoid treating the driver as your chauffeur, which isn’t very polite.

Yang Lingbao started the car and took Jiang Cheng to the Prefect Mansion of Zuo Yuanhong.

On the way, Yang Lingbao kindly advised him, “Jiang Cheng, this time it’s our Wuyue’s Prefect Zuo who wants to meet you. When the time comes, speak your mind, but if there’s something tricky, just smile and deflect, or if all else fails, blame it on Tongtian Sect. Our Great Liang’s court is quite sensible, you understand?”

Jiang Cheng nodded and said, “I understand, when the time comes, I’ll just tell the truth.”

Hearing that Jiang Cheng intended to tell the truth, even though the car had air conditioning, Yang Lingbao started to sweat profusely.

“Cough, cough, I will go in with you, and if there’s anything you can’t say, just look at me, and your principal will figure something out for you.”

Jiang Cheng smiled and said, “Don’t worry, Principal, I, Jiang Cheng, have always been a law-abiding citizen of Great Liang. Our Prefect Zuo, who has governed Wuyue in such a peaceful and stable manner, is surely an enlightened official and won’t make things difficult for me.”

Yang Lingbao: I’m not afraid he’ll make it tough for you, I’m afraid you’ll make it tough for him!