This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 32: You’re just craving for her body!

Translator: 549690339

In an instant.

Ma Long’s sleepiness vanished, and his mind cleared.

He recalled the horrifying scene he had witnessed at the staircase corner!

A ghostly woman in red, hair disheveled, floating in midair, writing bloody words with her hand…

Shivering, Ma Long cursed:

“Damn it!”

“I’m at home; how could 1 be in a car accident? Can’t you scammers be more professional?”

“Alright, alright, I have other things to do, bye!”

Quickly hanging up the phone, Ma Long stumbled and ran out of the funeral shop.

“Xu Yang is not crazy!”

“There really is a ghost in his home!”

He ran to the door but stopped, yelling in anguish: “Where’s my BMW?!?”

At that moment.

A taxi stopped in front of the funeral shop.

The driver, looking like he was going to get out, was stopped by Ma Long: “Master, are you available?”

The driver, a middle-aged man, looked at the funeral shop’s sign and said, “Sir, 1 was planning to finish for the night.”

“Damn it!”

At this moment, Ma Long couldn’t stand to stay here any longer.

He randomly grabbed a few big red bills from his pocket, stuffed them into the driver’s hand, and shouted, “This money is all yours. Take me home, quickly!”

The taxi driver hesitated for a moment, glanced at the money in Ma Long’s hand, and finally agreed: “Alright, I’ll take you home!”

Getting into the car.

The vehicle started.

Ma Long was amazed: “Master, your car’s sound insulation is really good.”

He couldn’t hear the engine or the friction of the tires at all. The car drove smoothly without any feeling of motion, but looking outside, he could see the roadside scenery moving backward.

This made car enthusiast Ma Long couldn’t help discussing with the taxi driver.

“Maybe 1 just keep it well maintained.”

The taxi driver said, “This car is the only support for my family living in this city. Naturally, I cherish it.”

Quickly.

The taxi stopped in front of a villa.

Ma Long got out of the car.

He waved to the driver: “Thanks… Master, drive slow on the way back!”

Turning back around.

Looking at his villa, Ma Long finally felt the fear in his heart diminish.

He hummed a tune, walking towards the villa, suddenly froze, and curiously stopped. “Wait… 1 didn’t tell that driver my address. How did he know where I lived?”

Nearly turning back.

But the taxi was already gone.

Lingzhou City.

In a small rural courtyard.

Xu Yang, sitting cross-legged, stood up and said, “Done, finishing up… With this ritual, even if Wang Wei and his apprentice have huge resentment, they won’t be able to turn into fierce ghosts.”

The Lady Ghost stared at Xu Yang for a few seconds before saying, “You cultivators… are really wicked!”

“Lady Ghost, you misunderstand me!”

“The two of them, master and apprentice, died at our hands… performing this ritual to pray for their blessings, allow them to reincarnate into a good family and ease my conscience, and let Lady Ghost accumulate more Yin merits, right?”

The Lady Ghost somehow felt something was off.

They were killed by you.

You even passed their souls on, which is worse than scattering their ashes… but why did it sound like Xu Yang’s explanation made sense?

“Alright, alright!”

“No need to dwell on this… in any case, today’s objective has been achieved, Lady Ghost, let’s go back!”

Both of them left the small rural courtyard and entered Lingzhou City.

It was already past 4 a.m.

The streets were quiet, with even the KTVs and nightclubs starting to close one after another.

Xu Yang was lucky.

In just a few minutes, he stopped a taxi.

The driver didn’t use the meter, but asked Xu Yang for 50 dollars.

“Did the price go up?”

Xu Yang opened the door and got in, asking, “It used to be 40 dollars.”

He didn’t really want to haggle, just made a casual remark.

The taxi driver wryly smiled, “Gas prices have gone up a lot these days, and 1 work late at night to make some extra cash…”

The young taxi driver was quite talkative.

Chatting and laughing all the way.

“Oh, right!”

“We should take a detour… There’s been a car accident up ahead.”

“A BMW crashed into a big truck… They say there’s no one in the BMW, the police checked the surveillance and only saw someone in the passenger seat. Now everyone’s talking about it, saying it’s a supernatural event, a ghost driving a car!”

In the back seat of the taxi.

Xu Yang glanced at the Lady Ghost.

The Lady Ghost stuck out her tongue with a mischievous grin.

Now she had her hair tied up, no longer covering her face with her black hair. Not only did she not look terrifying anymore, she actually looked beautiful and adorable. The more he looked at her, the more he liked her.

She made him feel an urge to protect her.

Xu Yang intentionally asked, “A supernatural event? A ghost driving? Is it that unbelievable? Can the surveillance clearly see the person in the passenger seat?”

“See it clearly my ass!”

The taxi driver said, “You can only see someone in the passenger seat… But as for this supernatural event, a ghost driving, haha, who would believe it?”

“I heard that car came speeding all the way from Wu City and finally crashed.”

“I guess it’s some young master’s car, and the family is afraid of causing public outcry, so they edited the video.”

Xu Yang:”…”

This idea… It’s reasonable!

Soon.

They arrived at the funeral shop.

Xu Yang paid the fare with a message and got out of the taxi.

After returning home, he saw Ma Long wasn’t in the bedroom. He immediately called him.

After ringing for about thirty seconds, Ma Long finally answered the phone and whispered, “Bro, 1 misunderstood you earlier… 1 didn’t expect there to be a real ghost in your house. Aren’t you a ghost hunter? Why don’t you catch her?”

Lady Ghost blinked and grinned at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang, with righteous indignation, scolded, “Ma Long, how could you have such dirty thoughts?”

“Do all ghosts have to be eliminated?”

“Actually, ghosts are like people, some are good, some are bad…”

Before Xu Yang could finish, Ma Long sneered, “1 get it, you’re just lusting after that female ghost’s body… Haha, I didn’t expect you, Xu Yang, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, to even dare to fuck a ghost!”

Xu Yang could only feel the temperature in the room drop suddenly.

He turned around and saw the Lady Ghost with her hair flying wildly and her body wrapped in bloody Yin energy. He quickly hung up the phone and said, “Lady Ghost, don’t be angry, I know Ma Long, he’s just like that, doesn’t watch his mouth… How about this, 1’11 beat him up tomorrow when 1 see him, to vent your anger?”

“Hmph!”

The Lady Ghost snorted coldly and left the bedroom.

Xu Yang didn’t see.

As soon as she turned around, her face turned red.

“He…”

“He can’t really be lusting after me, can he… Ah, Liu Shishi, Liu Shishi, you’re from a refined family, how can you have such dirty thoughts? Besides, you’re a ghost now, and young master Xu is a human!”

“Humans and ghosts walk separate paths…”

She floated to the sofa and turned on the TV.

On the TV, a movie called “A Chinese Ghost Story” was playing.

Soon, the Lady Ghost was completely enthralled.

Meanwhile, Xu Yang took out some yellow paper, and from the old man’s inheritance took out the brush and red ink, and began practicing drawing talismans.

After practicing the ‘Divine Ascension Scripture’, Xu Yang understood…

That the red ink was not ordinary ink, but rather ‘Cinnabar Ink’ made from cinnabar, ink, and other substances known for their exorcism and evil-repelling properties.

But practice all night long.

Xu Yang couldn’t draw a complete talisman.. He grumbled and walked out of the bedroom, grabbing his suitcase and said, “Lady Ghost, you watch the shop while 1 go to the police station!”