There’s Something Wrong With These Demonic Women!

Chapter 83: Heart-Stealing Little Thief

Initially, Immortal Miao Feng was quite worried about the safety of the little thief. After all, he had been holding his breath underwater for so long without resurfacing. But when she arrived at the edge of the pool, intending to check the situation, that damn shameless guy suddenly pulled her into the pool without any mercy.

With a "plunk," the big demoness was caught off guard and fell into the water, creating an even larger splash.

"Ah—"

A cry of shock echoed as, facing this sudden turn of events, the big demoness, who had lived for thousands of years, was so frightened that her mind went blank. Originally, the water was only at a depth below her chest, but to her panicking self, it felt like an abyss. She flailed and even choked on a few mouthfuls of water.

"Sister, don't panic!"

"Your little thief is here to help you."

Lu Xun hurried to Immortal Miao Feng's side and gently supported her slender waist from behind. Then he carried her into his arms. The alluring sensation brought about by her mature charm made Lu Xun temporarily unable to extricate himself. Compared to the equally alluring little demoness, the big demoness had a more voluptuous figure.

Finally steadying herself, the startled big demoness was panting heavily. The mature and enchanting face showed a rare hint of panic. However, after a brief moment, Immortal Miao Feng felt that something was off. A coquettish blush crawled up her cheeks, even extending to her neck and ears.

"You—"

"You, you, you!" The big demoness suddenly broke free from his embrace, immediately turned around, and delivered a slap.

"Smack—"

The big demoness glared at him angrily and furiously. Her eyes were filled with anger, confusion, and a hint of bewilderment. She gritted her teeth and said, "Shameless! Vulgar! Scum!"

"I…"

"I didn't know it was you, sister!" Lu Xun's face was full of grievances. "I thought it was Xuan Yin."

"You're lying!"

"Just a moment ago, you called me sister and told me not to worry, and now you're telling me you don't know? What's the truth?" The big demoness retreated several steps, staring at him with wide, furious eyes. She tightly clutched her robe, angered, "Lu Xun, do you think that using force against me will render me helpless?"

Using force against you?

Well, I did want to, but unfortunately, my strength doesn't allow for it.

Lu Xun awkwardly smiled, and with a serious tone, he said, "Sister, although your little thief isn't exactly a good person, he's not shameless to that extent. While I'm indeed tempted by your body—since the first moment I saw you—more than desiring your body, I want to win your heart."

"Nonsense!"

"Constantly talking about wanting to win my heart, yet all your actions are about lusting after my body."

Faced with Lu Xun's heartfelt confession, Immortal Miao Feng was unconvinced. She looked coldly at him and accused with resentment, "Don't think that having Xuan Yin protecting you means I'll let you do whatever you want. When you push me to my limits, I promise I'll tear you into a thousand pieces."

"…"

"Alright, alright. Let's not argue," Lu Xun waved his hand, somewhat helpless. "Can't we peacefully coexist? Must we fight to the death?"

"Who said I'm arguing with you? I'm serious." The big demoness said through gritted teeth.

Lu Xun shrugged his shoulders and then stretched lazily. Following that, he looked towards the still-agitated big demoness and said, "Sister, do you still have more of those pills that can restore vitality? Could you give me another one?"

Upon hearing him asking for pills, Immortal Miao Feng's heart was unwilling in every way.

Eating my elixirs while sleeping with other women. Does he really think I have no temper?

In an instant, an inexplicable bitterness surged through her body. Immortal Miao Feng lightly pressed her lips together and slightly turned her face away. In a cold tone, she said, "There are many left, but I don't want to give you any."

Saying this, she suddenly felt a touch of panic. Did I just feel jealous of Xuan Yin?

"Don't…"

"For Xuan Yin's sake, if I can't restore myself to my peak condition, she will be in danger." Lu Xun hurriedly spoke, "Sister, can we put aside our personal grievances for now? We can't let Xuan Yin suffer in our affairs for no reason."

"You have the nerve to mention Xuan Yin!" Immortal Miao Feng was annoyed. "Xuan Yin gave herself to you, yet you…"

"Sister."

"Whether you find it absurd or shameless." Lu Xun interrupted her, speaking earnestly, "I'm making choices based on my feelings. I like Xuan Yin, but I also like you. I don't want to choose between you two. I don't want to miss out on either of you."

This…

How can he really be shameless to this extent?!

After hearing Lu Xun's words, Immortal Miao Feng was momentarily at a loss. Amidst her anger and confusion, there was also a hint of being touched.

Thinking carefully, this world is full of hypocrisy, and although he might be a bit shameless, he's at least sincere about his desire.

"Hmph!"

Immortal Miao Feng snorted coldly and said lightly, "Since you're like this, why not take Xuan Shi too?"

"Uh…"

"She can't fit." Lu Xun grinned. "I can't sleep with her. Unless both you and Xuan Yin agree, then she can lie on top of me. She's small and doesn't have much weight."

Immortal Miao Feng was instantly furious, almost wanting to tear his mouth apart.

"If you even dare to have designs on Xuan Shi, I won't show any mercy!" Immortal Miao Feng said menacingly, "Xuan Shi has been getting close to you lately. You better hide your nasty thoughts when you're around her. If you try anything with her, get ready to prepare your own coffin."

"No, no."

Lu Xun shrunk his neck and said with a meaningful smile, "Your little thief likes women with a big chest and curvy hips."

"Get lost!" Immortal Miao Feng instinctively tightened her robe and her eyes were cautious.

"Oh, by the way."

"You and Xuan Yin… Are you two…" Immortal Miao Feng looked at Lu Xun, who was in the same pool, and asked softly.

"Yeah." Lu Xun nodded and said helplessly, "She wanted to do it here, so I had to oblige."

Hm!? Suggested by Xuan Yin?

Immortal Miao Feng was stunned, staring at him in disbelief.

"The space in the little cabin wasn't enough for her to perform. She needed a more spacious area." Lu Xun explained, "Lying under the sky and using the earth as a bed, isn't that pleasant?"

Immortal Miao Feng found it hard to accept. In her memory, Xuan Yin couldn't possibly do something so absurd. Even though she was burnt by the inner yin, she wouldn't act this irrationally. Unless…

The big demoness raised her head, gazing intently at him, at this shameless and audacious guy… gradually, there was an answer forming in her mind.

"Xuan Yin is someone I've watched grow up. How can I not know her temperament? Even if she's affected by yin, she wouldn't commit such an absurd act." Immortal Miao Feng's face turned dark with annoyance. "While Xuan Yin is your wife, if you continue to insult her like this, just wait and see."

"…"

"Sister?"

"All these wounds on my body, are you blind?" Lu Xun retorted with irritation. "Look here, and here, all of these are bite marks from Xuan Yin. So, I'm the one being mistreated."

Immortal Miao Feng had long noticed the bite marks on his body, but she didn't expect there to be so many. Suppressing a smile, she calmly said, "I warned you that Xuan Yin would be hungry tonight. You didn't believe me."

"I…"

Lu Xun was suddenly at a loss for words, because the big demoness had indeed mentioned it.

Immortal Miao Feng rolled her eyes at this shameless little thief, stood up silently, and started preparing to get out of the water.

"Don't leave, Sister!"

At some point, Lu Xun had appeared behind her, grabbing the big demoness's wrist and giving it a tug. Her curvaceous figure made another splash into the water, ending up in someone's arms once again.

"Ah—"

"You! You! You!"

Blushing fiercely, the big demoness struggled in his embrace. Soon, she managed to break free, but her silk robe accidentally ended up in the hands of the shameless thief.

"My clothes!"

Immortal Miao Feng realized that her robe had fallen into his hands. Angrily, she threatened, "Give it back to me quickly, or you'll regret it."

"Oh?"

"Daring to threaten me?" With the robe in hand, Lu Xun grinned recklessly. "Do you believe I'll throw it onto a tree?"

"You dare!" Immortal Miao Feng's face turned red, and she spoke with anger, "If you dare to do that, I'll chop you up!"

"Hehe."

"I won't throw it, but I won't give it back either. Anyway, I'm keeping this robe."

With the silk robe in hand, Lu Xun leisurely walked ashore. When he stood up, Immortal Miao Feng quickly turned her head away, her alluring face burning with embarrassment, and even a touch of heat.

Ridiculous little thief…..he doesn't know what shame is.

"…"

"Sister?"

"Could you help me get my pants?"

Lu Xun looked up at the undergarments hanging on a branch, awkwardly asking the immersed Immortal Miao Feng.

"Get lost!"

"Figure it out yourself!"

Immortal Miao Feng kept her back to him, not daring to turn her head at all, afraid of seeing something she shouldn't.

Though the big demoness didn't help, Lu Xun ingeniously used a stone to knock the undergarments off the branch. After putting on his pants, he picked up his clothes from the bushes and turned to look at Immortal Miao Feng in the pool.

"Sister."

"Life is but like a fleeting dream; how much happiness can there be?"

"I don't want to leave behind memories of unresolved grudges in my remaining years." Lu Xun pursed his lips, speaking earnestly, "You, Xuan Yin… I want both of you!"

"…"

"Shameless!"

Immortal Miao Feng kept her back turned, muttering with a voice like a mosquito.

After some time, she bit her lip lightly and whispered, "Thief? Little thief?"

However, all she got in response was silence.

At the same time, a sense of loss swept through her deep within.

"Ah…"

Immortal Miao Feng sighed, her face full of melancholy as she murmured to herself, "Flowers bloom and wither in their time, encounters and separations are unintentional."

Saying this, she raised her head, beholding the radiant moon and the stars overhead. Her captivating countenance displayed a blend of bewilderment, reluctance, blush of embarrassment, and a faint trace of eager expectation.

This heart-stealing little thief!