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Chapter 25: Dimensional Store (2)
༺ Dimensional Store (2) ༻
Dimensional Store?
A store meant a place where goods were sold.
Then, what exactly was this store selling?
Such questions were common, not only among those who were selected as Open Beta Testers, but also those who were not.
However, there was no need to wait long to find out. Soon, reviews started pouring in.
ㄴoooh if i buy something it’s transferred immediately? fr?
ㄴcosmic delivery? daz a fat fucking W
ㄴcurrently in a demon world survival novel lol… ah… do u even know how long it has been since i drank clean water?
ㄴan ordinary flour bread? god-tier value of 3 points
ㄴwhat? I had to pay 5 points though?
ㄴapparently VAT applies depending on the distance between dimensions and the level of the civilization LMAOOO
ㄴV… AT…?
ㄴNo, what is the meaning of this Mr. Oradge! I had to pay 10 points! Why is it three times more expensive for me! If you have a mouth, spea…!
ㄴApparently, it’s unavoidable because of the relay or something. That’s why they’re going to add another Bluadge soon.
ㄴwhat does picking a Bluadge have to do with relays?
ㄴidk u dumfuck u go read it yourself
ㄴcan’t be bothered
ㄴis this mfer crazy LMAOOOO
ㄴah LOL i wasn’t even selected for the obt lolololol
ㄴbut seriously, this is blowing my mind. isn’t the community changing way too quickly?
ㄴit’s much better than the days when it was just shitposts LMAOOO
ㄴfrfr item transfer across dimensions? LMAOOO how is this shit real
ㄴdoes that mean we can eventually buy and sell too?
ㄴdunno. only the Oradge knows
The responsiveness and execution of the Oradge were well known to anyone interested in the community. Rumors were already widespread.
Therefore, it was natural to expect the store to evolve into something unimaginable through gradual updates.
ㄴPraise the Oradge!
ㄴOh my Lord.
ㄴWe must put the Oradge in the basement! Put him to work!
ㄴIf he obediently takes up labor, there will be no bloodshed.
ㄴWorship the Oradge!
ㄴOffer up memes for the Oradge!
ㄴIndeed! Indeed!
ㄴI’m going to release all the meme paying tribute to him that I’ve been saving up till now.
ㄴyou fucking lunatics, the Oradge is an emperor, isn’t he? why would he need any of that shit?!
ㄴye mfer has three thousand palace beauties no doubt
ㄴWorship him!
ㄴCHARGEEEEEE! THE BLUADGE ISN’T HERE RIGHT NOW!!
ㄴHehe lez gooOOOOO!
Although a brief disturbance erupted.
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It was barely suppressed with the Grandmaster level reaction speed of the Bluadge.
ㄴagh so what the fuck are they selling? im getting dizzy from waiting!
ㄴfood, drinking water, daily necessities
ㄴno u fat fuck im asking what kind of food there are and what kind of daily necessities there are!
ㄴhonestly, i have no clue
ㄴTHIS MOTHERFU#@%@#%!%@#%!!
In the General Store of the Open Beta Service, simple food, water, and daily necessities were sold.
But was bread and water really that important? After all, it was nothing special. In fact, it didn’t even have some extraordinary taste.
There were those who did not understand why the sale of bread and water caused such an uproar.
However…
ㄴWhat fucking blows my mind is I won’t have to worry about starving anymore. Food was always a pain in the ass when entering a Gate.
ㄴsame whenever i entered a labyrinth LMAO
ㄴThe esteemed being known as the Oradge is indubitably the God of Heaven and Earth. The people have been suffering from famine. Now, many will be saved thanks to him.
ㄴoh shit, gramps, u must have some points, yeah? donate some to me if u have some left LOL im barely making a living by furiously posting on the forum
ㄴHow dare! This low-life, bastardly, son of a!@$!@%
ㄴMy stepmother doesn’t give me food. But now, even if she does, I won’t eat it. I can eat food and water without worrying about it being poisoned….
The reviews were overwhelmingly positive. This prompted lengthy posts to be written.
-Title : I’m saying this because some people still don’t seem to get it, but….
Guys, this is a tremendous innovation. Unlike other products, bread, water, and daily necessities are not limited in quantity. What does that mean? Basically, as long as we have Karma, we are free from the confines of food. We don’t have to be bound by eating and drinking. Do you still not understand? What this signifies?
ㄴwhy is this mfer overexaggerating so much?
ㄴu mad bro? LOL
ㄴikr LMAOOOO
ㄴfacts
ㄴLMAOOOOOOOO
ㄴfree? what free? mfer is on some shit LOL
ㄴlet him be, seems like he cant even afford a piece of bread or something
“These stupid fools.”
Viscount Stefan, General of the Mile Kingdom, burst into anger as he read the community posts.
If one had Karma Points, they could secure food and water indefinitely. Moreover, without even being constrained by time.
Did they truly not understand what that implied?
After the store launched, his entire body shivered with thrill.
“When thinking in terms of individual units, it probably won’t be perceptible.”
What was one of the most critical elements in warfare? Surely, no one would dispute that supply was one of them.
Supply.
Supply was indispensable in war. It had been said that the outcome of war was determined by logistics and supplies.
Thus, if the store was utilized well, it could offer tremendous strategic value in terms of supply.
“General! The Beltiz army has surrounded the castle and cut off all supply routes! It seems they have no intention of retreating until we surrender! What should we do now?”
That’s right. Just like how his current situation was.
“No matter how formidable the Beltiz may be, they couldn’t possibly overcome our Iron Fortress. How much food do we have left?”
“Seeing as how it’s a gateway fortress, we only have a month’s supply left.”
“Hmph. Those punks must have known this and made their choice accordingly.”
“My Lord! Thanks to your foresight, we had stockpiled a month’s supply, but… once that month is over…!”
Just yesterday, he would have shared the same concerns as his adjutant. But now, it was different.
His available Karma was 47 million Points.
As long as he used it properly, he could easily secure enough food for one or two years.
“Those Beltiz bastards must be suffering more from this supply issue than us. There is no way I do not know that. Haha. They must be quite desperate.”
“G-General!”
The adjutant sent a worried glance, wondering if the General had lost his mind.
“General. It will take at least three months for reinforcements to arrive. No matter how much we reduce the rationing….”
Viscount Stefan grinned. He was truly grateful to the Oradge.
“There is no need to worry. As long as we hold out, victory is ours.”
He possessed enough wisdom to turn this situation into an opportunity.
“I will handle the food issue. Just let rumors spread among the soldiers that we are short on supplies. Make sure the enemy does not catch on that we have an ample amount.”
The adjutant was puzzled by the General’s confident proclamation of having resolved the supply issue, but he did not speak out. His strong belief in the Impregnable Stefan, Maestro of Reversals, was the reason for this.
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“The reaction isn’t bad, huh.”
-Food and water are essential for humans, after all.
“Still, the earnings aren’t as good compared to the sales volume.”
-Ordinary bread and water are nothing more than loss leader products anyway, are they not?
“That’s true.”
Loss leader products, also known as a form of bait, were items used to attract customers to sell or promote main products, sometimes priced lower than cost or given as free services to induce additional spending.
In other words, these were items intended to promote the Dimensional Store and make it familiar to users. Furthermore, Karlstein did not want to charge high prices for items essential for survival. It wasn’t out of a sense of ‘philanthropy’ or ‘sentiment’, though.
The more customers there were, the more Karma it brought.
The fewer customers there were, the more users died, the more he stood to lose from the Karma they had earned and would earn in the future.
Karlstein regularly checked the community’s response while browsing through the product list.
The store didn’t just have ordinary flour bread.
ㄴthey be sellin protein bread for 30 points LMAOOO but it tastes like dogshit LOL
ㄴis this the journey to becoming a gym rat?
ㄴim still young so i wasn’t able to escape poverty yet, but it’s a relief hehe protein bread ftw!
ㄴi really did need protein to grow taller LMAOOO in this shitty medieval era, it’s hard to get meat fuck me
ㄴfr might as well eat this instead of meat.
Apparently, because the Oradge was a Transmigrator, he knew exactly what was needed and what the users desperately wanted.
For young reincarnators who had to focus on growth, it was especially an opportunity like no other. Whether it was Murim or Fantasy, anyone in their growth phase knew the importance of protein.
And besides that, when it came to daily necessities, women were particularly ecstatic.
ㄴMAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY!
ㄴI praise you, Oradge. Fuck me i was on the verge of quitting life because i didnt have menstrual pads
ㄴholy fucking shit
ㄴfr emperor oppa is godgodgod
ㄴhello, granny? wdym oppa?
ㄴdo u wanna fuckin die
ㄴGenderbender without menstrual pads is hell. Remember. It is hell.
ㄴu can instantly tell he deliberately priced it cheap.
ㄴsex?
That wasn’t all. In fact, there were even greater items among the daily necessities. Moreover, at a special price.
[‘Just this is all you need!’ Perfect Hair Loss Remedy – Limited Special Price Event 100P / Remaining Stock : 9,982]
ㄴBaldmen
ㄴBaldmen
ㄴBaldmen
ㄴhe’s just a god
ㄴhe’s just a godx2
ㄴBaldmen
ㄴwill the annoying Baldmen Order finally disappear now?
ㄴikr? i was so fucking tired of hearing the same thing over and over
ㄴBaldmen
ㄴBaldmen
ㄴfuck me in the ass it’s already sold out?
In less than 30 minutes, 10,000 units of Hair Loss Remedy were sold out.
ㄴWho is it? Who the fuck is committing such a heinous sin of hoarding?
ㄴThose bastards should have three generations of their families be wiped out.
ㄴisn’t someone buying them to resell? selling just one can turn their life around, right?
ㄴLOL they’d have to find a bald + rich person to trade safely tho
ㄴi wanted to stockpile some, but it turns out u can only buy one per person. not even faking ur nick or pulling some cloning no jutsu works…
ㄴyep that’s why i couldn’t buy any for my son or grandson
ㄴyou seriously used it on yourself? where the fuck did your conscience go….
ㄴwho the fuck bought them when they aren’t even bald?
ㄴnah no fucking shot guys seriously that ain’t fuckin it. don’t do that shit you motherfuckers
Surprisingly, the stock sold out without any duplicate purchases.
But putting all that side, the item that received the most praise was:
[Ordinary K-Fried Chicken – 200P / Remaining Stock : 4,325]
Fried chicken.
ㄴHOLY FUCK IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!
ㄴOh, my Lord.
ㄴFrom now on, any attack on the Oradge will be considered an attack on me.
ㄴisn’t this fucking crazy?
ㄴanyone know the recipe of this?
ㄴholyyyyy LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ㄴIs the Oradge perhaps God?
ㄴOradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge!
ㄴI will start praising the Oradge from now on.
The stock of 10,000 units vanished in an instant.