The Bootlicking Antagonist Only Wants to Survive, but the Female Lead Refuses to Follow the Usual Plot

Chapter 112 How kind-hearted I am

"Master?! What are you doing?! My god!"

Lu Chengwen was close to tears. "Master, what are you doing?! Why are you breaking into my room in the middle of the night?"

Hun Tian Gang said, "This woman was sneaking around, and I was worried that she was going to harm my disciple, so I was secretly watching her."

Lu Chengwen was about to go crazy.

"Just... don't you think you should have avoided what happened after?"

Hun Tian Gang shook his head. "I have something I need to talk to you about."

"What kind of business requires you to stare at someone's bedside?"

Hun Tian Gang sighed. "This woman reminds me of someone. Back then, she was eighteen, and I was eighteen. That year, the peach blossoms by the village opened up like a multitude of colorful clouds decorating the sky. I was young and naive then, and she was innocent and shy..."

"Master, Master, let's talk about your story another time."

Xu Xuejiao was scared to tears.

She pulled the blanket over herself. "Chengwen, who is this person?"

"Ah, it's nothing, it's my Master."

"You have a Master?"

"Don't worry about it."

Lu Chengwen stood up. "Master, let's go talk in the living room."

The Master nodded. "Her chest is bigger than that girl's back then."

"Master's insight is profound, his observations are meticulous, I am in awe. Come on, let's go to the living room."

The Master took three steps and looked back three times. "How does it feel?"

"Get out! I don't need your help!"

In the living room, Lu Chengwen took a deep breath and touched his forehead. "Master, why didn't you knock before you came in?"

"Master was worried about you."

Lu Chengwen was almost furious. "Thank you, Master, for your concern."

"Sigh, unexpectedly, in my drifting life, when my heart was cold and disillusioned, I could still receive such good disciples like you and Aotien. This lifetime, Master has no other desires."

"Master, please tell me what you need."

"Nothing much, oh, right, this pair of underpants is…"

Lu Chengwen snatched it and stuffed it in his pocket. "It's nothing. Master, you continue."

"About this pair of underpants…"

"I didn't tell you to talk about this, I meant your purpose. Continue."

"Oh, I originally wanted to teach you some kung fu, then I suddenly remembered that I talked to you for a long time that day, but I didn't actually teach you anything. Master was too careless. Then I just came here today and saw that woman, then I threw over a pair of underpants. Regarding this pair of…"

"Master! Let's forget about that piece of cloth. What kung fu do you plan to teach me?"

"Good disciple, Master has two such good disciples like you, this life is worth it."

Lu Chengwen rubbed his forehead and thought painfully:

Master seems even more confused than before.

Damn it, according to the original plot, he was only Long Aotian's Master, right? Now it's good, even if I'm entangled.

This guy is even more insane than Xu Xuejiao!

No way, if I learn kung fu from him, I might go crazy. I'll just forget it.

"Master, this is our fortune, you are pitiful of us."

"Yeah, you know how to talk." Hun Tian Gang said. "Just now, Master looked at you, and I was thinking, if you have a child, wouldn't that make me a great-grandmaster? For my great-grandchild, I have to live well, so that I can teach my great-grandchild to practice martial arts in the future."

Lu Chengwen was so depressed. "Master, that's too far in the future. Let's talk about the present."

At this time, Xu Xuejiao had already changed into a set of proper clothes and walked out.

Like a well-behaved young lady, she took small steps, lowered her head, walked up, and knelt obediently. "Master is above, Xuejiao greets Master."

Lu Chengwen's heart was filled with hatred!

[You little bitch! Why are you coming out when you're not inside being quiet? My Master is sick, and you're sick too!]

[Your clothes are not even straightened, you're still wearing fishnet stockings inside!]

Hun Tian Gang was excited. "Oh my, my disciple's wife, get up quickly! Hahaha, well well, what a well-behaved and sensible child!"

"Thank you, Master."

Hun Tian Gang nodded. "I've decided! Chengwen."

"Master."

"You two need to have children as soon as possible, did you hear that? When the child turns one month old, I'll take him away. I'll return him to you in eighteen years, and I guarantee that he will be spirited, sharp-eared, skilled in martial arts, invincible in the world."

Lu Chengwen thought:

[I'm crazy! Give the child to you to take away!? What are you trying to do!?]

He said, "Master is too kind to your disciple."

He turned to glare at Xu Xuejiao. "Go back."

"Hey, wait!" Hun Tian Gang searched for a long time, finally taking out a dagger from his pocket.

The dagger was short, not very exquisite.

"This is the Kirin Dagger, consider it a welcome gift for my disciple's wife."

Lu Chengwen reached out to take it. "I'll take it on her behalf."

"Get out! It's for my disciple's wife."

"Thank you, Master! Xuejiao wishes Master a healthy body and eternal life."

"Well well, good, good, go, go, go play. Oh, right, your underwear is with Chengwen, remember to ask him for it later."

Xu Xuejiao blushed and suppressed a smile. "Yes, Xuejiao understands. Master, please sit down, Xuejiao will retire."

"Hmm."

Watching Xuejiao walk away, twisting and turning.

Hun Tian Gang stroked his beard. "What a nice butt… What a good girl!"

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: Old man! You almost told the truth just now, didn't you? Pervert!

Lu Chengwen said, "Master, you haven't said what kind of kung fu you want to teach your disciple yet?"

"Small Frame Monkey Fist!" Hun Tian Gang said. "However, to practice my kung fu, you must have your bones reforged!"

"Reforge the bones?"

"Yes!"

"How to reforge?"

"I will first use the Mountain-Crushing Sea-Overturning Technique to break all the bones in your body! Shatter all your meridians! Then I will use the Great Reversal Pill to make you recover quickly, coupled with my unique internal skill, the essence of the Marrow-Washing Scripture, to make your bones and meridians heal quickly! After that, you will be a…"

"Dead person?"

"What are you talking about? Master's moves are precise! I won't kill you."

"Then it's a disabled person?"

"It's just disabled for a while, it'll be fine soon."

Lu Chengwen licked his teeth. "Master, look, it's like this. I have very important things to do tomorrow, you break all the bones in my body, shatter all my meridians…"

"Shatter!" Hun Tian Gang gestured with his large palm.

"Yes, yes, yes, after this whole set, I'm not afraid of suffering, Master, the key is that I still have to go to work tomorrow. There are a lot of things to do at the company. If I become disabled, a lot of things will be delayed."

Hun Tian Gang was dissatisfied. "Is work important, or is learning kung fu from me important? Are you afraid of suffering?"

"No, no, no, absolutely not." Lu Chengwen said. "I just…"

"Nonsense! You have no choice!"

Lu Chengwen immediately felt something was wrong and turned to run.

Could he escape from Hun Tian Gang?

Hun Tian Gang grabbed him like he was grabbing a chick, and effortlessly pressed him onto the sofa. "Disciple, endure it, Master will slowly torture you!"

Lu Chengwen screamed. "Master! No, Master! Master, I'm wrong!"

Hun Tian Gang roared. "Mountain-Crushing Sea-Overturning!"

Lu Chengwen was filled with despair.

Who could have imagined that the villain would be killed by a supporting character?

He had been on guard against Long Aotian all along, but it turned out that this supporting character was more ruthless than the protagonist!

The plot had become absurd.

Right!

The Immovable King Experience Voucher!

Damn it, let's get through this first!

Just as he was about to use his life-saving artifact experience voucher, he heard Hun Tian Gang make a sound of surprise.

He stopped.

"Master?"

Hun Tian Gang was overjoyed. "Disciple! Your bones… have been reforged?!"

Lu Chengwen let out a sigh of relief.

Damn it, luckily I slept with Jiang Shihan. Otherwise, I might have been foolishly killed by this old madman today.

The Immovable King Experience Voucher could block one attack, but imagine, with Hun Tian Gang's mind, if one palm didn't work,

He would have to try again with another palm to see how it went.

Not only would I lose a precious life-saving experience voucher, but I would also be beaten into a vegetable.

Jiang Shihan is not only my nagging and sexy little secretary but also my lucky little beauty!

Shihan, I love you!

Lu Chengwen almost cried.

Hun Tian Gang pulled Lu Chengwen up, touched his bones up and down, and took his pulse. "Haha! Disciple! You have great potential! Well, well, truly, you were born with the perfect body for external training!"

Lu Chengwen, having escaped death, squeezed out a smile. "Master, don't you have to reforge them anymore?"

"No need, no need, reforge them and they might not be as good as they are now. Eh? When we met that day, you didn't have this kind of foundation. Did you learn from another master? Call him out, let me compare with him!"

Lu Chengwen quickly said, "No, Master, you are the only master I have in heaven and earth."

"Oh, oh, then you must have had a miraculous encounter."

"Yes, I had a miraculous encounter."

"Tell Master about it."

Lu Chengwen thought, how can I explain? Should I say that I slept with a girl, played with my secretary, and got a side quest reward for reforging my bones?

Lu Chengwen quickly changed the subject. "Master, have you seen my senior brother?"

"Oh, I went to his place first! He doesn't sleep at night, either practicing kung fu in meditation, and I'm afraid of disturbing him, he might go crazy again! Or there's a bunch of people in his room, men and women, all together discussing how to conquer Xue City, it's very annoying. Unlike here, it's quiet, just you and your disciple's wife kissing."

Lu Chengwen thought it's not convenient for me to disturb him either, right!?

"My senior brother's talent is better than mine, and his level is higher than mine. He needs to have his bones reforged even more! Master!"

Hun Tian Gang was stunned. "Yeah, you're right. He has good potential, and his bones… were reforged before, but his reforging technique is segmented and needs to be reforged repeatedly. I need to help him."

Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh and knelt on one knee:

"Master! Disciple begs you! Please help my senior brother! He has ambitions for the world and cares about the people, if he doesn't get your true teachings, he won't be able to accomplish his grand ambitions!"

Hun Tian Gang patted Lu Chengwen's shoulder, and moved. "You are so generous and open-minded, you don't compete with your senior brother, and you even persuade Master for him like this. Master is very moved. You are a good child, Master didn't see you wrong."

Lu Chengwen thought:

You're going to break all my bones! That's all! Break! Them! All!

Who the hell wants to compete with him?
Hun Tian Gang slapped his thigh and stood up. "Good! I will go find your senior brother right now, and help him reforge his bones! Help him become a hero of the age!"

"Disciple thanks Master for his kindness in rebuilding my senior brother!"

"You wait for my good news."

After Hun Tian Gang finished speaking, his figure disappeared instantly.

"Master? Master?"

All the bones in Lu Chengwen's body were about to fall apart. He slumped directly onto the sofa.

"Damn, I'm scared to death."

Then he lay on the sofa and laughed. "Long Aotian, Long Aotian, I gave you a great gift! Don't be polite! Master will reforge your bones for you, you'll have a good time later. Hahaha!"

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