Chapter 21: get entry qualification
Chapter 21 Get Entry Qualification
"How about kissing? So what if you don't?"
"If you say we will, then I will find a way to negotiate with him and rob him. If you don't say so, I will find someone to go to your house to propose marriage."
"..."
"To be honest, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. You look just like I like in my heart."
In fact, Zhou Yan gave Liang Xiaonan a good impression, at least he didn't have any disgust, and his words were also very sincere, not those bums molesting little girls.
Liang Xiaonan is not a fool either, she has never been married, but her boyfriend has talked about it.
She now understands that it is not a coincidence that Zhou Yan met her at the intersection of the county town so late, he was clearly waiting for her.
She said seriously: "I just want to let my family live a good life, and I don't want to talk about kissing yet."
That is, no one has been allowed yet! Zhou Yan suddenly became happy, and said: "Be careful when you go back, I won't send you off, so as not to damage your reputation."
Liang Xiaonan smiled, turned around and strode away without saying a word.
Fame? laugh!
There is still more than three miles from Nanfeng Town to Dakeng Village, and she walked for another ten minutes to Dakeng Village.
Before going home, she went to the pool.
The moon is very bright and clear, and the surroundings are very quiet. The little bugs are chirping, and the fireflies are flying over the grass that is as tall as a person with a small lantern.
She let the cart out, washed all the blood on the boards and wheels in the puddle, turned around the bushes, and on the path outside, she let the cart out.
The fenders of the scooter are broken, but the bottom plate and wheels are good and can still be used.
Xiao Tiezhu, Daniu and Erniu have helped them build up the courtyard wall, so this home looks more like a home.
As soon as Liang Xiaonan knocked on the door, Liang Xiaobei immediately came to answer the door.
Seeing Liang Xiaonan coming back with a wet scooter, he said in surprise, "Sister, did you buy a scooter?"
"Well, it's too inconvenient for our family not to have a scooter."
She brought out the rice, white flour and all kinds of food, and carried the basket into the house. Grandma Liang asked happily, "What did you buy?"
"I bought some rice."
Carrying to the house one after another, where there is a little rice, two or three hundred catties of daily necessities are brought back at once.
Before Grandma Liang blamed her for wasting money, she took out clothes and shoes, gave them to Liang Xiaobei first, and said, "Come on, try."
This is a skill. If you give it to Grandma Liang first, she will definitely accuse her of spending money indiscriminately, but if you give it to Liang Xiaobei first, if Liang Xiaobei shows ecstasy, Grandma Liang will only feel sorry for her grandson who has been short of food and clothing since he was a child, and will not take care of it. blame her.
Sure enough, Liang Xiaobei tried on the shoes first. The pair of canvas sneakers produced by Modu looked good and were sturdy.
Give him a new shirt, but he is reluctant to wear it: "Sister, I'll take a shower later, try washing it off, I'm too smelly now."
Liang Xiaonan gave the black-soled embroidered shoes to Grandma Liang, who was so happy that she burst into tears again.
"When I married your grandfather, I wore such a pair of embroidered shoes. They are not as good-looking, and the soles are still cloth."
"Grandma, I don't have time to make shoes for you. Although you can save a little money by doing it yourself, the cloth shoes you make are not as durable as rubber-soled shoes."
"Liang Xiaonan" has learned female celebrities, but now Liang Xiaonan doesn't know how, not to mention she doesn't know how, and neither does her mother in her previous life. From the post-80s generation, almost no one knows how to make shoes by hand.
Grandma Liang doesn’t want her to make shoes. The granddaughter is already tired enough to support the family, so how can she stay up all night making shoes?
Liang Xiaonan took out the steamed buns and two roast chickens given by Cheng Gang, and insisted that Grandma Liang and Xiaobei eat two chicken legs.
Grandma Liang hesitated a few times, but she still didn't speak.
"Grandma, what do you want to say?"
"Xiaonan, Mrs. Zhao is here today. The boss of Zhao Si's family in the next village wants to marry you. Would you like to see a face?"
Mrs. Zhao is a full-time matchmaker in Xiaoyun Town, and her business scope is basically Xiaoyun Town and more than 20 subordinate villages.
Before Liang Xiaonan could speak, Liang Xiaobei said, "Grandma, the six brothers under him, their mothers are famous shrews. My sister will not be demolished by them after she goes, no way."
Liang Xiaonan had such a person in his mind, the next door village, Zhaozhuang, the Zhao family was a big family, Zhao Si had seven sons, many sons, but they were poor enough.
Because the family is too poor, so far there is not even a single person who has said that he has been married.
The boss is almost 30 years old, honest is honest, not Liang Xiaonan's style!
"Grandma, this person is not good. Our family finally breathed a sigh of relief. Mrs. Zhao saw that our house had a courtyard wall, didn't she start thinking about it?"
Grandma Liang said: "You and Xiaobei disagree, so I put the matter off, but Xiaonan, you will be 18 soon."
Liang Xiaonan Fue, this broken porcelain country Yu County, what customs are there, 18 years old and haven't kissed, they are all old girls that no one wants. In the previous life, I was 18 years old and was still working hard to get into college!
"Grandma, I just focus on making our family live well. Marry a man, dress and eat, I don't get married, I still eat and dress, eat better than others, dress more beautifully, why should I sell myself cheap ? I want to marry, and I want to marry someone I like."
"But, our ancestors have come here for generations."
"Blind marriage, dumb marriage, how many are happy? Men are not wish trees, not Aladdin's magic lamp, and women still have to rely on themselves at all times."
Grandma Liang naturally couldn't understand. She was even a little scared. Since her serious illness, her granddaughter seemed to have changed, and she couldn't understand many things she said.
"I see. If you don't want to, I will decline. You must find someone you like."
"Push it off."
"Xiaonan, you have to be careful when you go up the mountain. Today they said that there are wolves howling on the mountain early in the morning."
Liang Xiaonan said in his heart that not only did I hear a wolf howling, but I also saw a wolf, and I was robbed of a fish!
She bought two mats in the city today, Xiaobei slept on one, and she and grandma slept on the other, making Xiaobei and Grandma Liang roll on the mats happily.
After they fell asleep, Liang Xiaonan had to enter the space.
The first thing to do when you enter is to check how many jokes you have collected.
【The host has reached 1000 laughing points】
【The host obtains entry qualification】
She was very surprised, but also very happy. She told Liang Xiaobei jokes and jokes desperately. After counting, she only told a dozen or so. According to her earliest understanding, it is less than 200 points now, how come it has reached 1000 points? ?
Check the details. She actually got 10 laugh points for each of the more than ten jokes she told, and several pieces of data caught her attention:
【Eat enough and wear warm clothes, brother and grandma are happy from the bottom of their hearts, get 300 laughing points】
【Business turned around, Cheng Gang was happy from the bottom of his heart, and got 200 laughing points】
【Rescue people twice, get 400 laughing points】
Now she vaguely understands that the jokes collected in this space are not to tell her to be funny, but to use her ability to influence the people around her so that she and everyone can gain happiness and happiness together.
To put it bluntly, it is the happiness index.
She just said, Shennong Space, how could it be a funny variety show!
"Get started!"
【Open the Gate of Shennong】
The door of agriculture on the left and the door of medicine on the right are all slowly opened, and two rays of light shine out from behind the door, bursting out with splendor.
What are you waiting for?
Go in!