Chapter 91: We are friends
Chapter 91: We are friends
She landed another attack again from her shield as she threw it towards the empress. However, she could doge it easily. Of course, under the training of the goddess Corona herself, Reili could be able to grasp it easily as she created the portal in the end of the palace where the sword and shield landed on.
Fwut!!
It was missing straightaway as the sword and the shield had entered that portal. However, Cleopatra mocked Albedo by saying,
"I should not be letting my son be with you. Imagine that a goddess who killed my idol married my son..."
ZRING!!!
Cleopatra had looked at the ceiling with a surprised expression which led her for unable to react quickly. But...
It was interrupted as someone commanded,
"Goddess Command: Shield!"
ZRIIING!!! BRAK!!
The shield and the sword were thrown off away after the shield being initiated which protected. And the woman yelled,
"You shall not do this meaningless att... Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
Three persons reacted in the same tone. Which were Reili, Cleopatra, Duran, and Albedo herself.
Well... It turned out that the one who used that magic was Albedo in the past. The short-haired girl who had looked at her own future version as both of them reacted,
"YOU ARE ALBEDO!"
"I plan to destroy the intrusion between me and Kuso by eliminating her and this demihuman. But... This girl's past is coming faster than I expected. I guess... Shit happened." The empress reacted as she put her face into a facepalm stance. Yet, the future Albedo asked,
"So you just want to spank our butt so we didn't lurk on your talk?"
"And I afraid that this shit will be happening. Now... We have to... Wait, what?"
The Empress had looked at the girl who pointed to each other which caused confusion between both of the Albedos.
Thus, the empress commented,
"It sounds like a certain meme I know*"
Well... She didn't mention it wrongly. As she heard it,
"This girl is an imposter."
"This girl is an imposter."
"No, The real Albedo has short hair and a bun on both the side of her head."
"No, The real Albedo has long unkempt hair which was unkempt hair to show her elegance and sexiness. Unlike this stupid teeny weeny girl!"
"Which one is actually the real one?" Reili asked the empress who looked at them in a confusion as well.
And then, the empress reacted,
"I don't know which one I should attack."
"Why not both of them, mother?" Duran who stood at her back suggested. Then, Albedo from Kuso's era asked,
"Hold on a second, I have to prove it for who is the actual Albedo the younger twin of the goddess of war!"
"Sure thing! I will show my magic here!" The Albedo from Duran's era used her goddess magic which was following by the Kuso era of Albedo as well.
Thus, both of them were in a serious battle stance which led Cleopatra to say...
"Let them fight to die then."
"But I thought that you have an authority to know which one is the real one?" Reili commented to that empress, smirked.
But, she remained silent and she puffed her face after she had felt roasted by Reili. However, the girl who learned how to shit-talk from Kuso proceeded,
"How about you are the one who I will deem as an impostor instead?"
"How much you want to bet?" Reili asked the middle-aged woman on the right side of her which she replied,
"Emperor grade of lunch for future Albedo." And she shook Reili's left hand as a sign of deal for their bet. Then, the empress called her son and commanded,
"Bring Lady Kuso to the safest place. I will handle the rest."
"Understand, mother," Duran replied, and then, he left the position and bought the fainted Kuso away.
Thus, both Reili and the empress had paid attention intensively to the Albedos who stared to each other which was started as.
"PAPER SCISSOR ROCK!!"
HOP!
"I will add the odd, my virginity over future Albedo's win." Reili shook her right hand to the empress's left hand as she said,
"My son may need yours, but not me and you are still very young. We will get arrested by the guards* if we agreed with this. So your Metoria as a bet if you lost!"
"Deal!" Reili answered. Thus, both of them had done the other paper scissor game which was initially being in par as both of them were showing the rock.
Thus, they repeat it again.
"PAPER SCISSOR ROCK!!"
HOP!
"Wanna bet something higher?" The empress asked Reili who replied,
"Go. Anything!" And then, both of them were shaking their hand together as they were both bets in their highest stake ever as Reili said,
"If your Albedo wins, then I will serve your son until he is satisfied."
And the Empress itself had said,
"I will turn naked for you guys to become your porn artist!"
In a faraway position as Duran saw. He reacted as he put his palm at his face,
"Mother... Not again... I remember that she had slept with four men together just because that she was losing bets."
"No wonder that I have a bad feeling about that woman. Especially about how broad her walking style is." Kuso, who had managed to wake up after recovered slightly reacted to Duran. He replied to her,
"Not surprising, my mother loves to bet by using her body that if she lost the bet, the man who wins the bet can have sex with her as much as he wants."
"Fucking hyper sex!" Kuso reacted in a shocked expression as both of them were looking at the Albedos who had done the paper scissor game that had appeared to be ever even.
"Not going to lie, she loves sex indeed. Especially after she had done it to my father. I heard that my father had to serve her ten times per day when he was a young man. Feels bad to him."
"Indeed," Kuso replied as she nodded as a sign that she was pitied him.*. She knew pretty well how shameful a son of a porn actor was. Considering that she was the one as well, which was the reason why she could understand.
And then, she questioned Duran.
"If you mother had slept with countless men. Then I would like to know that do you know who is your biological parents? I mean, in this era, I believe that she had received so much semen on her genital part which could confuse for ease of who is your biological parent, yes?"
"Hmm... To be fair, we know our own genetic. I mean, she may have a lot of friends of benefit. But, she never once forgets that she was my dad's wife. That's why when she did that, she always took the medication to kill the cells almost immediately. Proud and feel ashamed to her, to be honest."
"Hmm... Makes sense. Anyways, do you have one? Or do you..."
"I did it with Albedo already!" Duran answered her embarrassingly which led her to chuckle at him. And she said,
"She has given away her virginity to someone in my era, bro. You can trick everyone with your emperor identity, but you can't trick me"
With that statement being blurted by Kuso, Duran blushed and then. He acknowledged it bluntly,
"Yes... I have been living for twenty years and I'm still a virgin. Shame on me!"
"Don't worry, bro. That demihuman is thirty years old and yet, she is untouched!"
Then, the position and the focus had shifted into the girl's position where the Rock scissor game had remained even.
Thus, they proceeded it endlessly until the final time after three hours of the game. They have given up with nobody who had ever win nor lose. It had led the demihuman and the empress remark,
"We are even. So yeah..."
"Apologizes for the attack earlier."
"Don't worry, empress. You are doing what you can do in this war. At most, we have to be wary of everything after all. Imagine that we didn't being like that. Then we won't know when the enemies will come. At that time, we will be late for that stuff."
"I think... We are the same person after all." The Albedo from the past commented to the future Albedo as she replied,
"I think so..." And she panted in tiredness as she had been fallen down to the ground, fall asleep. Alongside the goddess in Duran's era, fall asleep as well.
However, the badly injured Kuso looked at the Albedos. And she commented,
"I think... They were the same person after all. But I never thought that two-person from two different timelines will be able to get along. I thought that they will bicker to each other over some spoiler stuff."
"May we talk outside?" Cleopatra asked Kuso which at that time, it was an evening already. And then, she nodded as she walked together with the empress towards the outside of the palace.
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