Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

Chapter 738: Celebration Banquet

Clap clap clap…

After taking care of the Root’s Shinobi behind the team, Kanpū clapped his hands happily and walked back.

“Captain Husky is so fast!”

“Yeah, if I didn’t even see how he finished all that.”

“As expected of Captain Husky!”

The members of the sixth team lined up in two teams and gave a thumbs up to Kanpū.

Kanpū looked at his lackeys with relief, and secretly decided that tomorrow's training level would be the same as that of Advisor Guy from the Military Police Force Guy advisor!

At this moment, Danzo, who was full of indescribable ‘temperament’ all over his body, walked up step by step towards Kanpū and stared at Kanpū with his bloodshot eye, his gaze was as if he wanted to eat people.

“Oh, our former Advisor Danzo-sama has something to say?”

Then he tore off the paper on Danzo’s mouth.

“Gekko Kanpū!!!”

Danzo, who has finally able to speak again, could no longer control his mouth, “You bastard, devil, beast!!!”

Kanpū quickly took two steps back to avoid his saliva and the ‘indescribable temperament’, and then calmly arched his hands at him: “To each other.”

“Even if those people were once my subordinates, they were also Konoha’s Shinobi!”

Danzo released heart-piercing growl, “You monster killed your own companion like this!!”

“To each other.” Kanpū continued to hold his hand towards him.

When it comes to harming his compatriots, he believed that he can’t be compared with Danzo at all, ‘Besides, do you really want to play dumb? Don’t you already know why those Root’s remnants appeared here?’

Kanpū looked Danzo with a smile. As the winner, he was not angry at all, just like the villain boss who had the upper hand was silently laughing at the male protagonist who had fallen to the bottom.

“Is this how Yondaime Hokage do things? He allowed his subordinates to kill their companions? You! You! You are all hypocritical villains!!” Danzo scolded all the Anbu present.

Kanpū and the sixth team’s members simultaneously stretched out their hands: “To each other.”

“Bastards, speak! You guys have to explain!!!”

Danzo was completely burned by their ‘to each other’. It was if he had used all his strength to punch, but ended up hitting the cotton. The powerlessness made him despair!

Kanpū sneered: ‘You actually wanted to use Talk-no-Jutsu against me?’

‘Don’t you know that I’m the teacher of the Talk-no-Jutsu’s strongest user?’

‘Naive!’

He took out a piece of paper, slapped it on Danzo’s mouth under Danzo’s horrified gaze, and then formed hand seal: “Seal!”

“…”

Danzo panted through his two nostrils, he’s so angry that his whole face turned into pig liver!

Kanpū waved his hand: “Let’s continue!”

Although the Root’s remnants have been cleaned up, due to Danzo’s ‘indescribable temperament’, there is no one from the sixth team who is willing to carry him so that they can move faster. Without a choice, the entire group can only walk slowly, it was at sunset that they finally arrived Konoha Prison.

What followed was a series of solemn handover ceremonies.

After finishing all this, it is already past eight o’clock.

“Captain Husky, we’ve been busy all day. Can you treat us tonight?”

“Ichiraku Ramen, Gekko Tavern is also fine.”

The group of extras had their arms around each other, making noises and asked Kanpū to treat them.

Kanpū didn’t want to bleed, but considering the importance of both carrot and stick, he nodded heartily and agreed.

So the group changed their route and went to Konoha’s barbecue restaurant…

At the same time.

In Hokage Tower, Shisui and Itachi, who did not join the escort team, are reporting on the mission.

“So, all the Root’s surviving members have been cleaned up.” After hearing the report, a heavy burden was finally released from Minato’s shoulder.

Shisui was extremely cautious and retorted: “Hokage-sama, Captain Kanpū only cleaned up the Root’s remnants that came to rescue Danzo, but it cannot be confirmed that these are all.”

Minato thought about it and nodded slowly.

It is true that both Anbu and Root have members who are not good at fighting. There may indeed be Root’s remnants who are good at research hidden in the village, but it is difficult to find these people…

Moreover, it is also impossible to let Anbu waste time searching for Root’s remnants. Minato pondered for a while, and immediately called Military Police Force’s Captain, Kakashi, and handed this arduous task into his hands.

Kakashi frowned slightly when he received the task. In his opinion, if he wants to complete this task, unless the remnants of the root jump out on their own initiative, they will not be discovered at all. And the Military Police Force…

Kakashi's eye suddenly lit up: ‘If the Military Police Force can’t complete this mission, then I will take the blame and resign!!’

The role of Military Police Force’s Captain was originally Minato driving a duck onto a perch. As a duck, Kakashi certainly hopes to get off the shore as soon as possible so that he can go surfing in the water. (T/N: Driving a duck onto a perch means to force someone do something that is entirely beyond his capability.)

Who knows that…

“Kakashi, this mission is a long-term one, so don’t have any pressure.” Minato said gently.

“…”

Kakashi nodded expressionlessly, “I understand.”

After leaving the Hokage Tower, Kakashi is about to say goodbye to Shisui and Itachi, but he was dragged by them to the Konoha’s barbecue restaurant, just in time to reunite with Kanpū’s group who is about to enter the restaurant!

“Everyone is finally here, I’m so hungry after waiting!”

Tenzo walked out of the barbecue restaurant and guided the entire group to the innermost part with a smile on his face. There are four tables there, which are already filled with all kinds of meat.

Seeing this, Kanpū feels like he has been tricked.

‘Why did Shisui and Itachi, who have been acting separately, know about my treats?’

‘There is also Tenzo. This guy said he was feeling unwell and took half a day off this morning. Why did he show up here and order a lot of meat?’

‘The most important thing is… why here!’

‘Wouldn’t it be nice to go to Gekko Tavern and eat crayfish for free?’

‘Wouldn't it be delicious to go to Ichiraku Ramen and have a bowl of miso ramen with an egg per person?’

‘Why come here?!’

Looking at four tables filled with snowflake-patterned beef, pork tenderloin, crispy meat, chicken legs, chicken wings… Kanpū calmly reached into his trouser pocket and touched his slightly plump purse, silently calculating how many plates he had to clean later.

“Kanpū, I didn't expect you to treat me.” Kakashi sat down politely, picked up a piece of snow-patterned beef and put it on the barbeque grill.

Zssttt…

A rich aroma of meat emanated from the barbeque grill.

“Long live Captain Husky!” Extra A said, “Boss, let’s have another ten snow-patterned meat!”

“Long live Captain Husky!” Extra B said, “Boss, take back all the onigiri, sushi and other staple foods, so we can be full even if we just eat meat!”

“Long live Captain Husky!” Extra C said, “Boss, take out the best alcohol in the store!”

Kanpū: “…”

‘Forget it, let’s just treat it as a celebration banquet for my promotion to team leader and getting rid of Danzo.

Kanpū forced a smile on his face: “Everyone, I… have to go to the toilet.”

Whoosh!!

Everyone simultaneously paused, and turned their heads to stare at Kanpū with bright and piercing eyes.

Kanpū smiled awkwardly: “Hehehe, I won’t go, I won’t go.”