Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 552: Geez, What a Blunder!

The development that followed greatly surprised Kawaki and his friends. After the Pidotaro family, splashed with water, stood up, they naturally entered the children's pool, surrounding Kawaki and his group.

"Oh, the water temperature is just right~" Pidotaro sighed.

"All... all of them went into the children's pool?!" Kawaki and Kondo were stunned, cold sweat running down their faces.

Kawaki and his friends leaned together, their faces expressionless but full of frustration, watching as the Pidotaro family surrounded them.

"Huh? Wh-why? Why? Why would someone so big like him come to soak in the children's pool?" Kawaki shivered, thinking to himself. Then, trembling, he pointed to the adult bath next to him and cautiously suggested, "Uh... th-that, the adult pool over there is warmer and more comfortable, you know?"

"No need. Our race can't handle hot water; we can only take cold showers," Pidotaro explained, then pointed to the steaming hot water pool separated from the adult hot water pool by steam, "We originally wanted to go to the cold water pool. Still, it turned into a hot water pool for some reason, but it doesn't matter because that side is too narrow."

"Geez, what a blunder!" Kawaki thought, feeling frustrated. "If I had known, I would have gone to the adult bath! And... is it because of that idiot? Did he turn the cold water pool into a hot water pool?! Hey! Spare me! We're surrounded! We've turned into bystanders surrounded by a group of tattooed thugs!"

"Oh no! It's staring at us! Staring at us intently!" Kondo forced a smile, his eyes trembling with fear.

"What do we do?! We can't get out at all!" Shinpachi, with the same expression, joined the conversation.

"Dad, how's the water temperature?" Pidotaro asked his father, leaning against the edge of the bath, wearing thick bottle-bottom glasses, slightly thin, with noticeably loose skin and a dim green color on his body, indicating he was an elderly Doka-Fiji Star person.

"It's a bit hot, isn't it? Do people from Edo like soaking in this kind of water?" Pidotaro's father replied, "I want to soak in cold water that makes your whole body tense."

"Because Dad is a true Doka-niji Star person," Pidotaro replied with a smile. Although it was a smile, to Kawaki and the others, it looked more terrifying than not smiling. Then Pidotaro tested the water temperature and said, "But the water temperature is indeed a bit hot."

"Well... we also find it a bit hot," Shinpachi quickly reached for the nearby cold water faucet, politely suggesting, "Would you like some cold water added?"

"Oh, it's fine, it's fine, please don't mind," Pidotaro quickly waved his hand, then raised a vast, crystal-clear iceberg, "I knew it would be like this, so I brought this iceberg."

Seeing Pidotaro holding the iceberg, Shinpachi was utterly at a loss.

Two minutes later...

"Pidotaro brother, you're well-prepared."

"Indeed, ice water like this is the most comfortable."

Pidotaro's brothers praised one after another.

"That's right, it's refreshing like this!" Shivering in the ice water, Kondo lowered his head and hugged his arms, his voice trembling.

"How cold does the water need to be? We're not seals..." Kawaki, whose nose was already running, hugged his arms and shivered uncontrollably.

"My lips are turning purple! I'm going to freeze to death! If this continues, we'll freeze to death!" Kondo's shivering became more intense, both in magnitude and frequency.

"Hey! Someone says, 'I want to get out' already!" Kawaki shivered, his neck pulled in as he turned to look at Shinpachi and the others.

"No way!" Shinpachi refused without hesitation in the voice channel. "If we say that, won't it seem like I hate ice water?!"

"Oh no, it's staring at us! Staring at us so intently!" Kondo forced a smile, his eyes trembling with fear.

"What should we do?! We can't get out at all!" Shinpachi, with the same expression, joined the voice channel.

"Dad, can we get out now?" the youngest Gorou stood up and turned to step out of the bath.

"Alright!" Pidotaro shouted sternly and delivered an uppercut.

"Oops, using this method to educate children is not quite right," Edo said with a smile, blocking Pidotaro's fist, "Pidotaro-san."

"Huh? Yoshizawa-san, I didn't see you before..." Pidotaro retracted his fist.

"Oh, I was in the cold pool over there." Edo pointed to the hot water pool next to the adult hot water pool, which was completely shrouded in steam, and explained with a smile.

"Oh, that's it." Pidotaro laughed a few times, "But it's a pity that the cold water pool turned into a hot water pool."

"I don't think so," Edo smiled, "I think it's a great idea. Look, many people are soaking in it. I don't know if they're Doka-Fiji Star people, but even if they're not, they can still enjoy it, which is great."

"Yes, yes, I see," Pidotaro nodded, his smile a little stiff.

"Pidotaro-san, the water temperature here seems a bit high. Would you like to move to the next pool?" Edo suggested.

"No, no, it's okay." Pidotaro quickly waved his hand, "We're already used to it. Right, everyone?"

"Yes, Dad."

"Yes, brother."

"Yes."

"Yes."

The members of the Pidotaro family all nodded in agreement.

"Alright, then, have a good time, everyone." Edo nodded with a smile and left with his two bodyguards.

After waving goodbye to Edo, the Pidotaro family stood up and quickly exited the children's pool.

Kawaki and the others, surrounded by the Pidotaro family and had nowhere to run, watched them leave with a look of disbelief.

"Wh-what the hell? It's finally over?!" Kawaki, Shinpachi, and Kondo, surrounded by the Pidotaro family just now, were stunned and looked at each other, their expressions full of disbelief.