How To Ruin A Love Comedy

Chapter 21: End of Summer Vacation 2

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As if to show the fact that Obon was here, the beach was filled with people.

Well, for modern people, this kind of holiday is indeed a day off work.

Miyukis family included.

Matsuda-kun.

What.

I was surprised when I turned around upon hearing Miyukis voice.

Because it was Kanna standing there, not Miyuki.

Wh-What the hell..?

When we were in the car, they had different voices, but it was completely same now.

When I showed my shock, Kanna walked away laughing.

Miyuki looked as if she gave up on Kanna and walked towards me.

Sorry about my sisters prank It was a bit much. Tetsuya-kun also gets that done to him a lot.

Is your sister a voice actress or something?

No shes not She just has been doing that since we were young.

Contrary to Miyuki, she seems to be quite the prankster.

In that case, I wonder if a threesome is possible?

I like it

Isnt the ocean so beautiful? It feels nice

Miyuki stretched her hands to her side and felt the wind coming from the ocean.

Because of the wind pushing against her t-shirt and skirt, I could clearly see the outline of her body.

Whenever I see it, I am reminded on how crazy big her chest is. With a narrow waist and wide hips

Especially the part near the bottom of her Y zone that is slightly bulging out Thats just too hot.

Matsuda-kun! Come here and eat watermelons!

I snapped back to reality when Midori called us, and I tapped Miyuki on her shoulders.

Lets go eat watermelon.

Sure.

On the beach, I sat on a mat while eating a lot of different foods with Miyukis family.

Tetsuya is probably nearby somewhere.

Hes probably calling Miyuki continuously right about now, but sadly for him, Miyuki has no thoughts of even glancing at her phone as of this moment.

Matsuda-kun, why are you so quiet? Is it because youre with my family? Act like you usually do.

Shes just enjoying making fun of me instead.

I glanced at Miyuki who was whispering as if it was only for me to hear, and pulled my hand back while no one was looking.

And then lightly pressed into Miyukis back.

It was meant to convey the message for her to stop.

Miyuki understood my message, and stood up from her seat.

Matsuda-kun, are you going to swim?

Right now? Id like to digest first

You can digest as you play. Matsuda-kun always does that.

When did I

If you wont swim now, can you look after our stuff? Kanna and I are gonna get changed.

Go do that.

Miyuki grabbed her swimsuit and went to the change room with Kanna.

Wateru looked at her and clicked his tongue.

That that Disrespectful

Miyuki seems more excited than usual. Sorry about that. Matsuda-kun, why dont you go swim too?

At Midoris apology, I shook my head exaggeratedly.

No its alright. I didnt really come to swim in the first place. I only intended to chill on the beach. I can watch over all the luggage here. You two can go have fun.

We didnt really come to swim either. I suppose that Matsuda-kun is the type to enjoy the scenery like us?

Not that I particularly enjoy watching the scenery Its just boring if I stay home alone so

As I lightly conversed with Wateru and Midori, I turned around when Miyuki and Kanna came back after changing.

The two of them wore just standard beachwear.

Shorts that looked like a skirt, a long armed outerwear with a zipper attached.

I wanted to see Miyuki in a bikini, but she had no interest in showing off her body.

Looks like Kanna is the same I guess they really are sisters after all.

At least I can see Miyukis snow white thighs.

Are you really not coming?

Miyuki asked as she bounced a beach ball against my back.

It makes me happy that it feels like shes getting quite comfortable around me now.

Mess around a lot right now. Later youll be thanking me while crying non stop. (TL Note: Sorry if this is confusing, it seems to be a foreshadowing of sorts.)

Im not going. If youre gonna play, go stretch a bit first.

I can do it naturally while playing. I wont go very deep anyways. Well get going, so come find us if you get bored okay?

I knew youd ignore my advise.

Today your sense of danger seems to have completely disappeared.

Miyuki coolly waved her hand and headed towards the ocean with Kanna.

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I pardoned myself from Midori and Wateru to go on a walk.

I didnt just randomly walk around, I didnt go far enough to lose sight of Kanna and Miyuki excited playing with the ball.

In this beach, theres parts where it suddenly gets deep.

Normally the lifeguard stops people from going into those parts, but its impossible to control so many people with the limited amount of manpower they have.

The event occurs when the lifeguard is somewhere else, and Kanna throws the ball too far.

Miyuki tries to grab the ball, but gets a cramp in her leg and falls in a deep place.

It was a dangerous event. One where she could drown if you mess up.

But that would never actually happen.

Even if I did nothing, the lifeguard finds Miyuki before anything serious happens to her.

Even if I stood still, I wouldnt lose affect points for doing so.

Of course, I wont be just standing still.

I want to participate in this event to completely grab Miyukis affection towards my side.

I checked for stuff I could use for the event near me, and pretended to walk around as I stayed near Kanna and Miyuki.

I could see Tetsuya Way out there.

Looks like hes taking a walk like me, so hell probably spot Miyuki soon after the event starts.

It should be happening at any moment now

I imagined the scenario ten, no a hundred times over while looking at my watch,

Bounce!

Ah Unnie What did you do!

I could just barely make out Miyukis complaints from here, and I tensed up.

Its begun.

Miyuki pushed through the weak waves to fetch the ball.

The people nearby are too busy playing, and Kanna was looking at seagulls instead of Miyuki.

Tetsuya will soon notice Miyuki, and realize its serious issue when her head is turned the other way

So as of right now, Im the only one looking at Miyuki.

The ball was getting further and further away quite quickly, so Miyuki soon began swimming after it.

Miyuki who was swimming after the ball with an awkward form, disappeared under the ocean.

Afterwards, she came in and out of the ocean repeatedly.

Now.

After seeing the event happen, I grabbed a kids tube and a life jacket, and ran as fast as I could.

Huh!? MOM!

I heard the kids surprised screams coming from behind me.

Looks like he realized I stole his stuff.

How annoying Ill give you some money later you little bastard.

Because the water was as high as my waists, I gradually slowed down.

As I got closer and closer towards Miyuki, I could see her pained expression as she tried her hardest to remain on the surface of the water get bigger and bigger.

Even if its the point of the event I still dont wanna see Miyuki suffer

I should have just saved her while playing together, I shouldnt have been so far away.

I yelled towards Kanna who was looking around.

Noona! Noona!

Kanna turned her head towards me.

Oh? Whats up? Matsuda-kun.

Call over the lifeguard!

I pointed to where Miyuki was, and swam towards her after throwing away the tube and life jacket to a near by place.

Splash!

Then, I begun swimming towards Miyuki with all my remaining strength.

Cough! Ouagh!

Miyuki saw me approaching her as she was swallowing the sea water.

Her pained expression began to show a bit of hope.

I barely grabbed onto the end of the tube that was floating away, and focused as best as I could to throw it properly.

It landed right beside Miyuki with a loud SPLASH!

Miyuki instinctively reached out and grabbed the tube.

It was a perfect throw. I might be able to win a national competition with this level of skill.

Finally, I grabbed the life jacket and approached Miyuki, and was going to hold onto the tube that was flip floping around and ask Miyuki if she was ok.

But she grabbed my hair instead of the tube and threw me underwater instead.

Miyukis strength when her life was in danger was surprisingly strong.

I couldnt shake her off to get back to the surface.

I even lost the life jacket I was holding onto.

Ah Fuck

Why they say to not go rescue drowning victims directly, I now understand.

I approached too hastily.

I cant even feel Miyukis plentiful breasts.

At this rate, Im gonna die before that.

I was going to approach her while wearing a life jacket, but I did something stupid after seeing her pained expression.

Using the last of my strength, I was thankfully able to push Miyukis legs away.

Then, I grabbed the back of Miyuki, as she was swinging one leg wildly, and lifted her by placing my arms behind her butt and back.

Miyuki floated horizontally on the surface of the water.

Under the water, I barely spotted the life jacket that was floating nearby.

But whenever I opened my eyes in the ocean, it fucking hurt.

As I led Miyuki towards the life jacket, she managed to grab onto it with her arm.

After confirming that Miyukis resistance had somewhat subsided, I held her up and stayed still.

It was an to allow her to put on the life jacket by herself.

After a while, Miyuki became a lot calmer, and gained a lot more buoyancy as well.

She managed to put on the life jacket in the end.

I was relieved as I slowly emerged from behind Miyuki.

Haaaah!

As I let out the breath Ive been holding on to, Miyuki, who was coughing continuously, reached for me with her arms.

This again. I understand that youre scared, but trying to drown me too is just too much.

I smacked Miyuki on her forehead hard.

Whack!

Cough Kyaa! Cough!

A scream was mixed in the middle, and it was somewhat funny.

Smack!

I spoke after I gave her a flick on her forehead, half with anger and half wih worry.

Just stay cough there idiot Are you trying to kill me along with you? Im going to start dragging you back So just stay still Alright?

Oough Kegh

Miyuki was still throwing up sea water, but managed to nod weakly.

Youre listening now that you got hit. As I thought, a little bit of punishment was needed.

I held on to Miyukis armpit and started slowly moving in the water.

Isnt this a skill that lifeguards use?

I did watch a lot of videos on this just in case, but to think Id be using it this naturally

This is the power of a main character. Sweet.

We were soon rescued by the lifeguard Kanna called over.

Despite Miyuki making such an uproar earlier, her condition was so mild that she wouldnt even classify as a first degree drowning victim.

I knew that fact very well, so I looked past Miyuki who was coughing on the boat, and checked around my surroundings.

Perhaps because Kanna made such a fuss, people were slowly gathering by us.

In the middle of the crowd, there was Tetsuya, looking at the boat filled with worry.

Poor bastard You realized Miyuki was drowning but couldnt do anything because of me right?

I laughed at the guy in my head, and laid down on the boat on my back.

As I did so, Miyuki slowly crawled over towards me with groggy eyes.

Is she going to hug me?

Was what I was thinking,

Cough!

Along with Miyukis cough, a large amount of water escaped her lips and approched my face, which I instinctively dodged.

The warm water passed by my ear.

My reaction time was insane Maybe I should try out for the national team.

Wait. Wasnt that actually a reward?

I shouldnt have dodged it.

Feeling regretful, I laid down on the boat as the guards calmed Miyuki down.

This marks the end of the summer vacation events.

Now lets enjoy the epilogue as we wait for school to start.

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TL Note: Sorry it took so long, school stuff lmfao. Wont have consitent updates for a couple weeks.