Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Translated by Hua Li ^_~

Warning: Slight Smut (p≥w≤q)

"Welcome."

Sun Zhuozhuo, with a tearful face after being rejected by the woman with black long hair, rushed into Qizang Pavilion.

Yelling desperately, "Qining, I've been dumped-", he saw a woman in a cheongsam walking towards him.

Sun Zhuozhuo was taken aback for a moment, then he wiped away the tearful expression on his face, took a few steps back to the door, checked the sign to confirm he was at the right place, and then walked back. He awkwardly smiled at the beautiful woman and scratched his head, saying, "The new girl at Qining's? Nice to meet you. Well, no need to serve me; I'm here to find your boss. Is he upstairs? I can go up and find him myself."

To be honest, even though the girl in cheongsam was attractive, Sun Zhuozhuo's traumatic experience with the ghost in cheongsam still haunted him. He didn't dare to act recklessly.

Yun Xian blocked his way and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, but the second floor is not open to the public today. The boss is on vacation. If you have any business, I can pass it on for you."

Sun Zhuozhuo said, "No worries, I just came to ask if he caught that female ghost... You're an employee of Qining, you should know about it."

Yun Xian smiled, "If you're talking about the female ghost in the western mansion, the boss has taken care of it."

Sun Zhuozhuo clenched his fists, relieved. He happily said, "That's great, I can relax now."

Feeling guilty for leaving the door of the quiet shop deserted, Sun Zhuozhuo approached the beautiful woman and said, "How should I address you? Oh, Xiaoyun, right? You probably don't know, but the western mansion is really haunted! I was there the night before yesterday, and the scene was truly life-threatening! If it weren't for my bravery and cleverness..."

In the unopened second floor, the third room.

The roof tiles were lifted, allowing the scorching sunlight to penetrate the room from two directions. The eyes of the Liangyi Array on the ground emitted a burning light, creating a hot and oppressive airflow.

On vacation, Boss Gou was soaked in sweat. His lips, sealed by someone, occasionally let out weak moans.

His hands were bound by black energy, restricting them above his head, and his legs were spread apart, with black energy locking his ankles on both sides. The ghostly presence of the fierce ghost stifled any possibility of resistance, and he was not allowed to touch himself- Gou Liang, in his confused and infatuated state, had touched the karmic tattoos on his body more than once, consuming a considerable amount of spiritual power.

Bi Xia indulged in kissing him, and Gou Liang, whose lips were sealed, occasionally leaked out some weak moans. His hands tightly gripped Gou Liang's slender waist. Bi Xia controlled his impulsive urges, suppressing the excess demonic energy that leaked due to excessive restraint. Despite this, his eyes softened as he locked onto Gou Liang, soothing him with a gentle voice near his ear.

Bi Xia kissed him heartily, and Gou Liang's bathrobe once again wrapped his seductive body, but the scenery underneath him was open for him to see at a glance.

At this time, three cold fingers were freely moving in and out of the gap, and the warm palms reached into the clothes and stroked Gou Liang's sweaty back. The stimulation of hot and cold made Gou Liang tremble uncontrollably.

"No...," Gou Liang, unable to bear it, unconsciously absorbed Bi Xia's ghostly energy, causing Bi Xia to release him.

Seeing Gou Liang's tearful eyes, Bi Xia lifted his head, and a joyful smile replaced any trace of coldness.

The tip of his tongue traced the marks on Gou Liang's face, and Bi Xia smirked, saying, "You're so eager that you couldn't wait any longer?"

As he spoke, he deliberately increased the expansion speed.

"Ah..."

The cold object traversed the hot and humid area, and Gou Liang's eyes were filled with tears. He twisted his waist uncontrollably and said, "That's enough, Bi Xia, hurry up..."

Bi Xia's eyes darkened, he couldn't wait any longer, but the damn hour hadn't arrived yet!

Gou Liang, unable to wait, cried out, "Forget about it, hurry up, Bi Xia..."

He struggled fiercely, wanting to embrace Bi Xia, wrapping his legs around him, wanting to be possessed by him.

His urgency made Bi Xia's breathing heavy.

Withdrawing his fingers, Bi Xia pressed him down again, his expression revealing a hint of fierceness, but in an instant, he changed to a gentle look. His hands tightly held Gou Liang's slender waist, and Bi Xia, despite being unsatisfied with the foreplay, breathed a sigh of relief restraining the urge for further action. Despite the excessive restraint, traces of demonic energy leaked, but his eyes softened as he focused on Gou Liang, gently comforting him.

"Be good, Xiao Keng'er, wait a bit longer."

"No..."

Gou Liang was crying. He had been toyed with by the impatient Bi Xia for more than an hour, and he didn't want to endure it anymore.

Isn't it just another "cold"? He's not afraid!

"Be good, listen to me."

Bi Xia kissed the dimples on Gou Liang's face, revealing a sweet smile. He controlled his urges, gently sucked back the black energy engraved on Gou Liang.

The fingers returned, allowing Gou Liang to quench his thirst.

The stimulation of the two worlds of ice and fire made Gou Liang tense his back and couldn't help but straighten his waist.

"Bi Xia..."

Hearing his grievance, Bi Xia raised his head and smiled brightly at him: "Xiao Keng'er, in just a short time you will completely belong to me... I'm so happy."

Gou Liang was so fascinated by him that his heart skipped a beat. Speeding up, fireworks exploded in his mind, and he raised his head eagerly to ask for a kiss. Bi Xia hugged him tightly, so hard that Gou Liang even felt pain, but the gesture of kissing him was delicate, full of tenderness and sweetness.

The eagerness in Gou Liang's heart calmed down a little, and he was briefly satisfied by being fed the sweet soul power, and he couldn't even feel the passage of time.

It wasn't until Bi Xia moved the couch to the Liangyi formation, and the scorching sunshine made him sweat again, that he realized that it was almost noon.

Gou Liang regained some clarity and confirmed uneasily: "Is this formation really not going to hurt you?"

"It won't be a problem."

Although not to the extent of injury, pain was inevitable.

However, at present, Gou Liang's Yang life was not over yet, and their union violated the balance of Yin and Yang. If they didn't harness the scorching sun's energy at noon, the deep physical contact would undoubtedly cause Gou Liang great suffering.

How could Bi Xia bear to let him suffer?

Bi Xia kissed his lips gently, threw off Gou Liang's bathrobe, put on a Daoist robe for himself, and then retracted the ghostly energy restraining Gou Liang's limbs.

Gou Liang eagerly embraced him, too overwhelmed to say anything, and was instantly filled with the imminent presence of the eagerly waiting object.

"Ah..."

At eleven in the morning, noon had arrived!

The sunlight in the Liangyi Formation was intense, transforming into flames that engulfed the entangled couple, making it impossible to distinguish between them...

[Ding, mission progress bar advanced. Current mission progress: +30!]

Downstairs.

Sun Zhuozhuo, who had been talking non-stop, drank his third cup of tea. Wiping sweat from his face, he looked upstairs and asked Yun Xian, "Xiaoyun, did you hear any noises?"

Yun Xian, with a wooden face, said, "You must have misheard, Mr. Sun."

"Oh... Why do I feel that today's weather is particularly hot? Something's not right. When I checked the weather forecast before going out, it was only thirty degrees... Did the air conditioner break?"

Sun Zhuozhuo stopped talking to look for the air conditioner remote. Yun Xian hurriedly took out a porcelain bottle Daoist tool from her sleeve, swallowed the contained ghostly energy, and slightly alleviated the burning pain in her heart.

She cursed herself in her heart: serves you right for coming out to eavesdrop!

And she cursed the two upstairs for being too playful- the essence of the sun was terrifying to ghosts, and if it weren't for the hostility of Gu Yangzi on her, she would have dispersed long ago.

Finally enduring until the end of noon, she thought she had survived, but she didn't expect the two upstairs to show no signs of stopping.

"It's a good thing I was clever at that time. I kept shouting at everyone to keep up the formation. That female ghost was scared out of Director Mao's body... Xiaoyun, why do you look so pale? Are you feeling unwell?"

Sun Zhuozhuo, who was dancing, finally noticed that his audience was absentminded.

Yun Xian, struggling to smile at the "ghost-expelling warrior" who had scared her to call him "Dad" the day before yesterday, said, "I... need to pee."

Using the excuse of peeing, Yun Xian immediately hid back in the Soul-Containing Daoist tool, leaving Sun Zhuozhuo alone to drink water frantically. "What kind of makeshift air conditioner is this? It's still useless at fifteen degrees!"

He didn't know that on that day, all the air conditioners in the antique street had "malfunctioned."

And those who knew that Gou Liang was setting up the Liangyi Extreme Yang Formation in Qizang Pavilion didn't dare to disturb.

It wasn't until the end of the day, when the sunlight shifted from intense to dim, that the Liangyi Formation was finally put away. Zhang Dashi, with Gou Liang's identification information and the organization's condolences, hurriedly came to the door.

"Oh, what happened to you, dear nephew? Is that fierce ghost causing trouble again?"

Zhang Dashi anxiously looked at Gou Liang, who had turned pale and looked exhausted, asking with concern.

... It wasn't causing trouble...just a few hours.

Gou Liang coughed and, using his overused voice, hoarsely said to Zhang Dashi, "That fierce ghost is quite skilled. Even if it's sealed in the Nine Pagoda Tower, it occasionally releases resentment, affecting the Feng Shui of Qizang Pavilion. I had no choice but to... use a formation to gather Yang energy to purify it. Uncle Zhang, please say hello to the higher-ups for me."

Zhang Dashi said, "That's what I should do. If dear nephew needs any help, just ask."

Gou Liang smiled slightly, "I will."

So, the people of the capital only felt that this summer was exceptionally hot. Experts vehemently urged - less driving, you guys are increasing global warming!