Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 224 BIG TROUBLE

Nami rode on top of me. Moving up and down her chest jiggled with each shift of her weight. We were both sweaty as our session had continued on. “I love you,” she rasped through a scratchy voice. She had been so loud earlier she might have damaged her throat. 

“I love you,” I said moving my hand to between us. 

“Don’t you dare,” she warned, her eyes bulging, but she never stopped moving up and down. 

“Just a little,” I promised. Sending out vibrations through my hand they were slight for the power, but she came hard. Losing all her strength as her clit trembled, and inadvertently my dick was vibrated inside of her. We came together as it felt too good to fight. She squeaked a moan as she dropped down. Losing all of her strength I filled another condom as I stopped making the air vibrate against her skin. She mumbled a curse at me as she rolled off. 

I had gotten the Devil Fruit Skill a few days ago. I had practiced with it a little, but even just awoken in me it was too powerful to mess with in the bubble of Fishman Island. I had to scale it down to simple stuff, which led to very simple fun in the bedroom. 

We were staying at a large hotel in the nice part of Fishman Island. The girls had decided on a fancy hotel for them. The guys stayed at a less expensive place while Luffy got his sightseeing fill in. Robin, Nami, and I had seen some sights of course, but 2 years away hadn’t been fixed in one night. 

I turned to see Robin eyeing me on her side of the bed. Laying on her chest she winked and moved her head back. I smiled back and was soon lining my dick up with her ass. Lubing her up with some chakra-water I moved in slowly. The normally cautious woman had become more bold around Nami, allowing her own sexual preferences to surface around her friend. 

“What about you, my little slut,” I growled in Robin’s ear. Her ass tightened as I continued to move in. She took my length with a few groans and gasps as I continued to talk dirty in her ear. “Do you like my new skill?” 

I didn’t let her answer as my hand moved underneath her. Moving to her clit I made the air vibrate around her. She came hard as it did. Neither woman had ever experienced a vibrator before so they were brought into deeper throes of pleasure as I added the skill to my cheat set. She moaned loudly as I pulled out and began to get forceful with taking her ass. 

“Fucking fuck,” Robin grunted as she finished another orgasm. “You’re tearing me up.”

“Just the way you like it,” I said, slapping her ass. She nodded as I moved faster into her. 

“Cum in me, fuck, it’s so good,” Robin mumbled. 

I grabbed a fistful of her hair, pulling her up as she gasped with every thrust. No longer able to speak, she cried out as I sped up more. My Lust chakra causing immense pleasure in her ass, I turned off and on the vibrations from my hand with the other. Her head turning she began kissing me. 

“Tear me up,” she got out. I sped up more somehow. Loud smacks sounding from my crotch and her ample dark ass meeting. I groaned and released in her ass as she held onto the blanket for dear life. Crying out she came harder as our chakra met. 

When I finished I pulled out, causing her to shiver but let out a happy moan. “I don’t get the appeal of that,” Nami said. “My pussy hurts as it is.” 

“I get in the mood for it,” Robin hummed happily. “Some girls are extra sensitive down there.” 

“Thank god I’m not,” Nami said. “Now clean up, we should really make an appearance outside for once.” 

“I can’t believe we’ve stayed so long on the island,” I said walking to the bathroom. 

“What are you doing?” Robin asked. “Carry me.” I chuckled and walked back. Rolling her over I princess carried her in with me. The shower came on and it wasn’t long until Nami limped her way inside. 

“Why do I put up with this shit? Everytime I think I’ll be fine during it, then I’m limping by the time we finish,” Nami grumbled. 

“You love it,” I said, kissing her. “You’re the one that asks to keep going.”

“You force it,” she said. “How the hell do you keep going? I’ve heard guys are 1 and done. Hey, you’ve had enough under the stream.” She moved over to Robin stealing her spot. 

“Never look a gift horse in the mouth,” Robin said, moving over to me. Having recovered she eyed me up and down and began rubbing her wet chest against mine. I smiled wide and we were soon making out. Pushing her up against the wall as we got more heated. Feeling her ample curves I could stay like that all day, but Nami soon finished up and was pushing us to wrap up as well. 

Getting dressed we headed out of the hotel and were met with plenty of waves and hellos from the merfolk and fishmen. Many had been at the forced wedding, unwilling to do anything, but at least they showed their appreciation now. I did my best not to get angry at them. 

“You’re not very good at hiding anger,” Nami whispered out of the side of her mouth as we left the hotel. 

“God dang, I hate this Link,” I said. 

“I’m loving it,” Nami said. “So easy to know what you’re thinking.” 

“I’m gonna learn to mask it somehow.” 

“Don’t,” Robin said with a frown. “It makes the sex so much hotter. And I really can feel your love.” She wasn’t wrong there. I could feel when they got horny, and what they were generally thinking. Even Hancock I could feel off to my right far out of range of my Search quirk. She was more vague, as were her emotions, but she was there, and I knew that she could feel me. The girls were able to sense where I was, and my emotions, but they couldn’t sense one another. I might have to tweak the chakra I used to establish the Link a little. Maybe make my emotions dull somehow. I left it for now. 

“Gyo,” I said. Both girls hesitated and focused Nen in their eyes. Nami rolled her eyes when I pointed at Robin who had done it first. 

I had awoken their lifeforce after I got my devil fruit. They had focused the Nen back into themselves and had been practicing daily with it. I challenged them as Gon’s trainer did, to be able to focus the Nen at locations at the drop of a hat. 

“Why are you testing us with this?” Nami asked, annoyed. 

“It’s good practice.” 

“What purpose does it serve?” Nami decided to say instead. 

“How I understand Gyo, is that some people naturally use their lifeforce in their work. So artisans use it, and you will see Nen surrounding super rare stuff. I’ve never seen it myself, but that’s the idea,” I said. I had seen them do it in HxH, and since everyone had lifeforce, I assumed it was the same in other worlds. 

“Also, it has been building up. I think you are strong enough to find out what kind of Nen you have,” I admitted. 

“Really?” Nami asked, excitedly. I nodded and walked them over to a fountain. “Scoop up some water in your hands.” I did the same to show them. “Channel nen into your hands. Whatever happens tells you what type you have.” Water began overflowing from my hands as I continued. “I am an Enhancer, so I increase the volume of water.”

I used Gyo, focusing the Nen in my eyes as I watched them do as I asked. Robin started slow then built up. As she did little black specs began to coalesce and rise to the surface. 

“You are a Conjurer,” I told Robin. “You’re causing impurities in the water to appear.” 

“Conjurer, what’s that?” 

“You can make things…kind of like your devil fruit to be honest,” I said. “Only you could make them more physical with your Nen. I’ve heard of a guy that made an exact copy of himself. Maybe you can learn to do that.” She smiled widely and continued to watch the impurities appear in the water. 

“Nothings happening,” Nami said with a frown. I reached over and stuck my finger in her water. Licking it, I nodded. 

“You’re a Transmuter,” I said. “Taste the water, it’s sweet.” 

She did so, licking it she frowned. “It’s barely sweet.” 

“You’re still weak yet,” I said. “But Transmuting fits you,” I admitted. I thought of Killua from HxH. “I know of a guy that was able to turn his Nen into lightning. You might be able to figure that out.”

“Really?” She asked, dropping the water on the pavement. A wide smile on her face now, she liked that news. 

“Yep. He forced himself to be shocked a lot, but you understand weather easily enough, I bet you could figure wind out. With this part done I recommend pouring your Nen into water until your water is a sweet as honey, Nami. And you pull out larger clumps of impurities, Robin.” 

“What then?” Robin asked as she poured her water down. 

“Then… no idea,” I admitted. They glared at me. “I’m serious, I have no idea. Nen is custom to you. It is literally not something that other people can teach you past that point. We can practice moving it to your body parts, because it makes your hits and weapons stronger, but I have no idea on how to enact the last step. I am an Enhancer and I have an idea of what I want to do, but haven’t been able to focus on it. You’re going to have to figure out how to use your Conjuration and Transmutation on your own.”

“Then why bother with it?” Nami grumbled. 

“Do you need to punch something again? You already broke a wall down,” I said. She really had. Nami was strong normally, but adding in Nen made her about 5 times as scary. 

“Yeah, yeah,” she mumbled and we continued on our way. “Any idea where the others are?” 

“Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper are that way,” I said. “The others are scattered. Looks like Franky is at the boat.”

“How the hell do you always know?” Nami asked. 

“I’m good, feel lucky you have me as a guide,” I said. 

“Whatever, think the boat coating is done?” She asked as she headed in the direction of the ship. 

“Should be,” I said. “Think Luffy will want to go right away?”

“That’s a good question,” she said, stopping. “Let’s ask him.” I shrugged, indifferent, and we headed off in the direction of Luffy. The crowd thinned as we moved. Making it to more of an industrial part of town I realized we hadn’t been there yet. 

My heart sank as we drew closer to where I felt the childish trio. My Search quirk led me right to a large factory that read ‘Big Mom’ at the front entrance. 

“Fuuuuck,” I mumbled as we walked closer. 

“What?” Robin asked, both concerned by the dread I was feeling. 

“Nothing good,” I admitted as we found the factory door wide open. Inside were 3 very fat, and very content troublemakers. “Call Jimbei, we’ve got a problem.” 

—

“How the hell can you eat 10 tons of candy?!” Jimbei yelled. We were in the royal palace. Usopp and Chopper were still fat, both groaning as their stomachs bulged. Luffy was skinny again, but his head was lumpy from Nami hitting him so much. 

“We didn’t mean to,” Luffy said. “It was just so good. And we didn’t stop. And kept going…it was Chopper’s idea!” 

“No it wasn’t! Owww,” the reindeer groaned from the floor. 

“Well he didn’t stop us, and he’s the doctor, so I thought it was safe,” Luffy justified. 

“This is not good,” Jimbei said. “After Whitebeard’s death we needed another Yonko to protect Fishman Island.”

“Yonko?” Nami asked, concerned. 

“One of the 4 pirate emperors,” I whispered to her. “Shanks, Big Mom, Kaidou, and Blackbeard.” 

“Big Mom agreed as long as I became her subordinate and we supplied her with a quota of candy every month,” Jimbei said. “A quota that you ate in less than an hour. The factory was empty because they were preparing for Big Mom’s men to come pick it up. They should be here any-” Jimbei stopped as 2 men walked in. 

They both wore black business suits. One was a lion man, walking on 2 legs he had a distinct lion’s mane. The other was short but had a long black mustache in the shape of a W. As they walked closer Jimbei became more nervous. Their Haki was above average, telling me they were strong. 

“Where is our shipment?” The lion asked. 

“I ate it,” Luffy said without hesitation. 

Both men stood there shocked for a moment. Neither speaking they slowly nodded and turned around. “Hold it,” Jimbei said. “I am a Big Mom pirate as well. This was an unforeseen incident.”

“Big Mom does not like to be delayed with her shipments,” the man said. “Your membership of the Big Mom pirates will be under review, Jimbei.”

“Wait,” Luffy said, getting serious. “This was my mistake. I wish to make it up to Big Mom.” That stopped the men as they slowly turned. 

“How so?” The lion asked. 

“How much is it worth?” Luffy asked. 

“How much do you have?” The other man said. Luffy hesitated, looking at me. I walked up, eyeing them both. 

“In negotiations, you never reveal all of your cards,” I said. 

The mustache man noticed me. “Ah, the Watanabe,” he said. He looked me up and down. I felt like cattle in front of them. Big Mom was all about alliances. I worried where this could lead. “You are simple pirates, you forget your place in the world. Big Mom is one of the 4 Yonkos, her rule established decades ago. We set the terms. How much are you willing to pay for causing Big Mom a grievance.”

I grumbled, he had a point there. “100,000,000 berries,” I said. Too little and she could see it as an offense, too much and we would be wasting money. I felt that amount was more than fair.

“Weston,” Nami hissed. I put my hand up. We had double that after cashing in the imposter Straw Hat’s gold. She just hated to see any money go. 

Both men eyed one another. The lion man opened his jacket to reveal a denden mushi. The other lifted the top of the shell and spoke into it. Whispering as they did, I struggled to hear. I wanted Better Hearing as a bonus next time. 

“What do we do?” Luffy whispered as we studied the 2 men. 

“Attack her,” I said.

“What?!” Luffy let out. I raised my hand again as he calmed down a little. 

“Luffy, you are aiming to become the Pirate King, right?” I asked. He nodded. “Beating her is one of many steps we will have to take. If we can’t beat her, you have no hope of becoming the king. You saw what happened to Fishman Island under her protection. We had to save it. You need to take over the protection of this place. Kick her ass, and move onto the next Yonko that gets in our way.:”

“He’s got a point,” Robin mumbled. I noticed an ear on my shoulder. Wiping it off it turned into a petal and she smiled widely at me.

“Sounds good to me,” Luffy said, cracking his knuckles. “Do we start with these 2?” 

“No, we make peace for now, make our move later,” I said. He frowned but nodded. 

“I want to speak to him!” An older woman’s voice yelled from the denden mushi. 

Luffy ran up, grabbing the receiver. “Hello, this is Monkey D. Luffy, I’m going to be the Pirate King!” 

“Monkey D?” The voice rasped. “Oh Garp’s grandson. You stirred up some trouble 2 years ago, right? Back at causing trouble?” 

“I ate all your candy! It was delicious,” Luffy said without shame. 

“So they weren’t lying!” She raged. “How did you eat 10 tons?!”

“I have a big mouth. It was delicious. Do you have more?” He asked, unashamed once again. I struggled not to laugh. 

“I’m going to kill you brat,” she hissed. 

“Wait, Big Mom,” her subordinate yelled. “They have offered recompense. That pirate captain Kidd, he caused a few of our ships to sink a few weeks back. We are not as liquid as I would like. Can’t we let-”

“Shutup,” Big Mom barked, and he did. “I am a Yonko for a reason. I get what I want. You want money, go rob some merchant ship. Me? I want candy. I get what I want, and you get me what I want. Pirates do not compromise.”

The room was silent for a moment. “You, Monkey-boy,” Big Mom said. “You have royally pissed me off. So instead of taking it out on Fishman Island. I will take it out on you. I owe that Garp more than a few deaths. I’ll take care of 2 birds with you.”

“Fine with me!” Luffy yelled. “Bring it on Big Mom. Fishman Island will become my territory when I kick your ass!” The room became even more silent. 

Eventually Big Mom barked a laugh. “See you soon,” she said. 

“Ma’am,” the lion said, quickly grabbing the receiver of the denden mushi. “There is also that Watanabe here.” 

“Watanabe, right, he’s part of that crew,” Big Mom said. “Can you hear me, Watanabe-boy?” 

“Uhh yeah,” I said. 

“Been a long time since I’ve seen you or your dad, that bastard,” she hissed. “I’ll be taking your head along with your captain’s.” My gut clenched, feeling more of a stake in the fight that was to come. “I’d hate for you to ruin my daughter’s wedding with the new king to be of Leton.” 

“Oh well, guess I gotta take over before that happens,” I said. 

Big Mom laughed again. “See, these are pirates,” she said. “Say what you mean, don’t hold anything back. I’m looking forward to seeing you both.” We heard the denden mushi clank and the line went dead. My mind raced as I tried to think ahead. I really wanted to step out of One Piece for a bit, but I didn’t have my devil fruit in my status screen. 

I knew that Sanji was supposed to marry one of her daughters, I hoped my involvement hadn’t messed that up. Big Mom was strong, and cannibalistic. I didn’t want to piss her off, but there was no other way to go about it. I would have to be involved with the Big Mom fight. There was no way in hell I was risking her trying to kill me. Stunned silence all around it wasn’t long until Big Mom’s subordinates left, and more yelling started.